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Hypothetically, if someone outside of Texas created a fund to help people inside of Texas travel to and have safe abortions out of state, could that someone still be sued?
Did Clarence Thomas’ wife fund the domestic terrorist attack from their shared account? Just curious.
TFW your husband loses his shit over nothing and then gets mad because he only heard half of what you said, and you know you're not going to get an apology 🙄 Can he go back to working at the office yet?
What's @realDonaldTrump going to say when we learn in 5 years that #OperationWarpSpeed is actually this century's thalidomide?
Is there anything more aggravating than a husband complaining about the kids not picking up as he walks past his own mess to sit on the couch and watch tv? #PassTheVodka
@justaskkath I'd been waiting for invite since the September. Monday can't come soon enough. I feel like a kid waiting for Christmas!
Got my early invite and just placed my order for the #AmazonHalo. Can't wait for it to get here!
@TexEx4170 @SofyaAngelz @realDonaldTrump If my son failed a class, told me he did his best, but spent hours a day tweeting, retweeting, and playing golf, I would tell him his best would have involved less Twitter, less golf, and more work. I don't even think Trump tried.
@buzymamaofboyz Shit. Nope, I don't think that's right. Ok, for every 8 kids in the class 3 of them are walkers. So the equation would really be 3/8 = x/20. (20x3)/8 = 7.5
@buzymamaofboyz For every 5 kids that ride the bus, 3 kids walk. So 5 bus and 3 walk ... 10 bus and 6 walk - that puts you at 16. That's as far as I can get 😂 I'm sure there's an equation in there someplace
@buzymamaofboyz Oh, maybe you can cross multiply and divide! 3/5 = X/20. Crap, I need paper.
“She was trying to hold back because she didn’t want to be seen as an angry woman and Pence was playing up the patronizing CEO thing and I promise you every woman in America noticed.” – My wife just now.
Can we please all agree that this experiment of having a dumb TV host and shady real estate developer with no government knowledge, 5 children from 3 marriages, 6 bankruptcies, 46 charges of sexual assault, and 3,800 lawsuits as president is not going well at all? #TrumpMeltdown
@3YearLetterman @StephenKing It's only spelled bough if we're talking about what everyone wants to hit you with right now 🙄
It has been 4 days since @realDonaldTrump included George Floyd's name in one of his tweets. George should be the focus of every single one of them. #JusticeForGeorge #BlackLivesMatter
I had not heard this before, but whoa. This is ridiculous. Clearly this man has never even cracked open a Bible.
@buzymamaofboyz Yes, because if the person is having seizures or suspected seizures and is not told to stop driving, the doctor could be held liable if they have a seizure while driving and hurt or kill someone.
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