Remember when Elon Musk was too scared to box Mark Zuckerberg? That was hilarious
@theliamnissan His mom called it off but remember, he's a tough guy. Look how mean he is to people he pays money to work for him.
@theliamnissan hes’s addicted to both keta and russian crap so he’s probbaly in enough shape to fight a mop.
@theliamnissan I mean it wouldn't have been a fair fight, casper is kinda slippery
🚨 A Battle of Billionaires: Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg's Surprising Showdown 🚨 Once upon a time, in the not-so-distant future of 2024, a highly anticipated event was set to take place. Two of the world's most influential tech moguls, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, were to face off in a battle for the ages. The world watched in anticipation as the two titans prepared to settle their long-standing rivalry. The stage was set, and the crowd was electric. The tension in the air was palpable as the two men entered the arena. Elon Musk, the charismatic and enigmatic CEO of X Corp, and Mark Zuckerberg, the determined and strategic founder of Meta, both exuded confidence and determination. As the bell rang, the fight began. Elon, with his impressive physique and knowledge of martial arts, started strong, landing several powerful blows on Zuckerberg. But Mark, with his cunning and agility, managed to dodge and counter most of Elon's attacks. The crowd cheered as the two titans traded blows, neither showing any signs of backing down. As the fight progressed, the tide began to turn. Elon, tiring from the intense battle, found himself on the defensive. Zuckerberg, sensing an opportunity, moved in for the kill. But as he closed in, something unexpected happened. Elon, in a moment of desperation, unleashed a devastating tickle attack on Zuckerberg. Mark, caught off guard by the sudden change in tactics, was completely overwhelmed by the onslaught of tickles. Unable to defend himself, he collapsed to the ground in a fit of laughter. The crowd was stunned. No one could have predicted the outcome of this epic battle. Elon Musk had emerged victorious, not through brute strength or technical skill, but through the sheer power of laughter. As the two men lay on the ground, exhausted and laughing, they realized that their rivalry had been a source of amusement for the world. In that moment, they decided to put their differences aside and work together to make the world a better place. And so, the battle of the billionaires ended not with a knockout punch, but with a tickle fight that brought the world together in laughter. @ CommunistNotes : THIS is parody
@theliamnissan I would be scared too, both are pasty white, but one is jacked and the other is old and fat