Matt the Drunk Wizard @theholiestbacon
I'm Twitter's #1 drunk wizard, and I do drunk wizard things. Alvin, TX Joined January 2009-
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Good morning!! Hope y'all have had a good weekend so far.
Good morning everyone!! What dumb shit will happen on this weeks episode of "Biden Ruins America"?
Well, there was no huge false flag during the eclipse, and I made $50 on a bet. Not bad.
Expecting Democrats not to cheat in the election is like expecting Joe Biden to not sniff children. It's in their nature to do these things, so plan for it and fight it.
The people in power see you as a burden, a problem that should not exist. They are trying to break you. Do not let them succeed.
What is a bass? Just a miserable little pile of filters.
Blink 182's "Enema of the State" is damn good pop punk from front to back.
Blink 182's "Enema of the State" is damn good pop punk from front to back. https://t.co/jqskut3knL
What's your favorite weird snack that you can't get enough of? Mine is a peanut butter and dill pickle sandwich with some crushed up crispy bacon.
What we are seeing now are the leaders of a falling empire flailing blindly, desperately grasping at the last shreds of power.
Did somebody nominate Michelle Obama for Man of the Year or something? Why is he trending?
April 1st is the worst day to be on the internet. I don't believe anything today.
The far left is really pushing me to be all of the things they say they hate. It's kind of ironic. I was very much a "live and let live" type of guy. Now I wish to see their entire movement broken and destroyed.
Trans people have killed more Christians in the last five years than Christians have killed trans people. #TransDayOfVisibility
I still do not know a single trans person who doesn't have a stack of mental issues. Transgenderism is a mental illness. Change my mind.
I figured I'd grow some ghost peppers because most hot sauce isn't hot enough for me. Hopefully, this little plant grows up enough to get me a good haul of peppers.
Oh, the President just declared Sunday a transgender day of visibility? That's weird. I thought it was Easter, you dementia ridden piece of shit.
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You never hear about all the 'trans identified kids' in third world countries. I wonder why that is. 🤷♀️
Eventually this will affect you rich assholes.
JUST IN - U.S. inflation rises to 3.5%, hotter than expected.
This November, your wallet is on the ballot. The choice is clear. #Trump2024NowMorethanEver
‘Illegal program’: Governor vows to fight Biden flying migrants into US foxnews.com/politics/illeg…
@theholiestbacon Mhm, we have lost our stomach for it, though.
No such thing as a Transgender child… Just bad parents.
@theholiestbacon White folks need rowdy lessons, man. Enough with the yes ma’am, no sir stuff. Be loud and proud like everyone else.
WATCH: Chaos erupts at town hall meeting as citizens bang on doors, condemn 'worst mayor in America' foxnews.com/media/watch-ch…
Trudeau’s Canada is NOT my Canada. My Canada takes care of their citizens, it doesn’t break them. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
@theholiestbacon 👽🛸👾 are they walking amoung us? Hmm..🤔
Explain to me how you can build rocket ships to Mars but can't stop porn bots.. I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this one.
Wait, wut?
@StarWarsPolls0 False. Also, a reminder: Disney and Kathleen Kennedy have made more good High Quality Star Wars than George Lucas ever did.
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