8. The way this year started with different wahala from every angle, anything can finish but please don’t let your data finish. One babe (Gbemi) got back from a restaurant and said she hates being on the same table with a guy that calculates everything that it’s embarrassing.
9. She even added… “Broke men are crying” And before we knew it, the date (Adekunle) came and said it’s not the calculating that’s paining her that it’s the 8k out of 68k she paid for the date that’s paining her. Gbemi Gbemi, now dem don carry you handicap.
10. They said we should always be saving the best for the last and that’s why I’m telling you this now. One lady (Madisha) tweeted.. “There’s a lady that wakes up at 5am to make her husband lunch for work. 🥲” That’s where the BV started. Ohh, normal Baby Violence nau
11. As we were searching for the mysterious lady, (Mumzee) turned herself to sacrificial lamb as she came to tell us that she started setting alarm to cook at 4:30am when she found out that her husband’s colleague use to carry extra spoon so she can eat with her husband.
12. Na only two people normal for this app 😂😂😂
13. Feminist sisters and their aunty (Uju) came out of their coven and started dragging Mumzee that why should she be cooking for her husband by 4 in the morning. Patriarchy Fc too dinor gree as they came and started fighting back till the whole twitter became a blood bath.
14. On this same matter, (Benita) tweeted “Dear husband's /boyfriend,10,000 naira can not cook a good pot of soup” Wizarab came and replied… “Office wife will cook it for 10k. No worry yourself” A wise man once said “Food wey Hilda Baci no fit cook, Chef Dammy go run am”
15. As they were fighting, Mumzee came and said she needs money for fridge and before we knew it, Twitter people contributed more than N1m for her. They said all the foodstuff in the market have finished because feminists and even meninist want to start cooking for husbands.
16. Many celebrities were jubilating in their houses as Linda Ikeji posted that Police haff arrest Gistlover blog In less than 30 minutes, Gistlover came online to abuse all of them. (Malik) said.. “We dey buy fake things, Nigerian police dey arrest fake Gist lover”
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