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I’ve been having problems with my memory and other things so i had a sleep study, I left my pillow at the sleep study lab, when I realized, I called and said I’d pick it up at 4 today, four hours later I realized I completely forgot and now the cycle begins again tomorrow
Just another Tuesday in America, land of the free and the land of frequent shootings.
Just another Tuesday in America, land of the free and the land of frequent shootings.
I scheduled a visit with a psychic because ive had way too much bad luck lately and... she couldn’t make it to the session because she broke her foot
So I have this reoccurring dream that I start a stove fire and the firefighter says "that's ironic" after having me spell out my last name. Then a few days ago my stove has a fire and I spell my name to the firefighter and he goes "that's ironic" so yeah I can tell the future
Someone asked me if I was a grad student, I'm going to take that as a compliment
Being a speech path major means that when I'm studying I repeat words/sounds over and over again so I find myself just repeating things like "nuclear", "nuCLEar" over and over and I have no shame
All I want is to live above a bookstore that I own that doubles as a speech therapy clinic is that too much to ask for?
My classes start soon and I have no idea how I’m going to function. I’m barely functioning after reducing my hours to just full time, and that’s during break with no classes. What’s going to happen now?
This should be essential to watch before commenting on Breonna Taylor’s murder. #SayHerName #BreonnaTaylor #DefundThePolice
This should be essential to watch before commenting on Breonna Taylor’s murder. #SayHerName #BreonnaTaylor #DefundThePolice
I know we shouldn’t idealize or be “fans” of political figures but AOC makes it so difficult not to love her
I know we shouldn’t idealize or be “fans” of political figures but AOC makes it so difficult not to love her
All I want is for SLP programs to be consistent. Communication Sciences and Disorders? Speech-Language Pathology? Speech, Language, and Hearing Disorders? Communication Disorders? Speech, Language, and Learning? Communicative Disorders? ?????
Yeah Covid sucks but at least when I’m shelving books at the library no one sees me singing along to my music in the stacks
A minimum wage worker cannot afford a one bedroom apartment in 95% of counties in the United States. Does that sound like a system that’s working?
So now that dump truck can’t really do anything himself (his followers still can tho), can we just like, not give him the spotlight any more? That’s what we’re supposed to do with toxic ppl, right?
Trump supporters protesting... *checks notes* ...democracy
I know everyone’s asleep but Trump just claimed victory. Like straight up
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Do you guys ever think about tuberculosis?
It’s here. It’s yours, it’s mine, it’s ours. It’s an album I wrote alone about the whims, fantasies, heartaches, dramas and tragedies I lived out as a young woman between 18 and 20. I remember making tracklist after tracklist, obsessing over the right way to tell the story. I had…
Ohhh, I can block the Twitter Blue reply guys all at once...they're always right at the top. Hey! Hey...trans women are women! Climate change is caused by people! Healthcare is a human right! Birth control should be free and abortion should be legal!
Republicans keep blaming mass shootings on mental health, but then defend the killing of the mentally ill too.
Well butthole.
@JeremyRenner We need a scene of Hawkeye blowing up a snow plow with an arrow in a future MCU project now. 😂
We live in hell.
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Wild to think that tweeting bullshit like this and then disappearing into the night is, like, my job. End of an era maybe. It’s been fun. Anyway, pay up if you’re reading this.
This is now a private account, if you’re reading this you owe me $8.
Who among us has not both fucked around and found out?
To those who would like all of the power and none of the responsibility -- too fucking bad.
Watching the pundit squad chase Elon into my mentions to shout things that will convince no one of anything is, I'm sorry about this, pretty cringe.
Take whatever energy you have about twitter to the polls next Tuesday, please. It's a big country, and only some of it is this website.
Feeling quite grateful for the people at YouTube right now. We disagree plenty but it is increasingly clear to me how much worse it could have gone.
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