Andrew Sims @theSIMulation
I'm just here for the punch. Joined November 2010-
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Not trying to brag, but I finally made it to season 53 of @sesamestreet
Sitting at jury duty and people do not have their phones silenced. This should be a federal crime, and that should be grounds for immediate jury selection
I cannot believe I married a person who puts subtitles on every tv show
People buying more than 1 Crumbl cookie, who hurt you?
Lol @MetroNorth 4:11 train to get in at 5:41 I’m on the train at 6 and your terrible fucking monopoly has us all trapped. Worst service ever @MetroNorth #monopoly #worstserviceever #joke
Why are you wearing a Santa hat while running errands
Please stop putting reindeer decorations on your car
@FrontierCorp continuously the worst customer service and service of any company in this world. Shocking to see you still in existence #customerservice #frontiersucks
The cool thing about having a pregnant wife is that it’s 45 degrees out and we are driving with the windows down
@MetroNorth Still the least reliable form of transport, 6:47 Fairfield Metro train arrives at 6:54 daily. But no problem for you to continue to raise prices
No one cares about your friend running the NYC marathon
One cool thing about having kids is you almost get your nose broken daily
If you utilize a velcro wallet as a grown adult with hair on your face you will definitely be asked to leave my birthday party
When you ride 10 floors in the work elevator without anyone getting on
Marriage is really just being a husband sitting in a drive thru to pick up coffee for your wife
Only thing dumber than 1 sneeze is when you hit 12 in a row and you’re like I’m ok to stop sneezing now, thanks
People who talk loudly on the morning Metro North commute should have to retake the SATs
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