@[email protected] @talios

Java, Testing, The Illegal Argument Podcast, and Heavy F'N Metal. Tooting as @[email protected] theoryinpractice.net Auckland, New Zealand Joined December 2007

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@Kiwi67_ Only up to ep2 but so good so far

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3 hours ago

@Kiwi67_ PS: Are you watching Tip Toe? youtube.com/watch?v=tsLTHW…

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3 hours ago

@Kiwi67_ Show me on the pocket protector where the sports jock hurt you... :)

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3 hours ago

Come on Villi - even YOU can't let that behaviour slide! #ShortlandStreet

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3 hours ago

@Kiwi67_ Hopefully, the unknown anaesthetist stands up! We need more good drug dealers on there...

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A DEVELOPER FOUND SEVEN WAYS TO TAKE DOWN A PRODUCTION DATABASE THAT ALL LOOK EXACTLY LIKE NORMAL, INNOCENT CODE AND ALMOST EVERY TEAM IS SHIPPING AT LEAST ONE OF THEM RIGHT NOW 17 minutes from Josh Berkus, one of the people who actually maintains PostgreSQL, walking through the quiet mistakes that turn a healthy database into a 3am outage. -> The moment it lands, you realize none of these are exotic attacks. They're ordinary-looking decisions -- a query that locks a table, a connection that never closes, a setting no one ever questioned -- that work perfectly until the day they don't, and then they take everything down with them. The scary part isn't that the database breaks. It's how normal the code looks right up until it does. A query that runs in 5ms on your laptop and 5 minutes on prod. A migration that silently locks the whole table. A connection pool that runs dry the moment real traffic shows up. Every one of them passed review. Writing SQL that runs was never the hard part -> writing SQL that survives production is. And now that an AI agent is generating and firing queries at your real database faster than anyone can read them, every one of those seven landmines is one autocomplete away -- and the only person who can stop it is the one who already knows where they're buried. Your database doesn't go down because someone attacked it. It goes down because something that looked completely normal finally caught up with it. Save and Watch it today. You'll see the next outage coming before it lands ↓

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2 days ago

A DEVELOPER PROVED THE REGEX YOU'VE WRITTEN A THOUSAND TIMES IS SECRETLY A COMPILER AND THAT ALMOST NO ONE WHO USES THEM HAS ANY IDEA WHAT ACTUALLY RUNS 36 minutes from Paul Wankadia, the engineer behind a regex engine that compiles your pattern straight down to raw machine code

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2 days ago

@based_strata @AikidoSecurity To be fair - this is more npm and dependencies than langauge issues.

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2 days ago

Dragged myself out into the cold wet eve to hit tonights @BALTTWNZ gig at Auckland's Mothership. Feeling a bit naked sans cameras but it's a night just for enjoyment.

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3 days ago

@spook456 @Unloved_Bikkits Future condolences - I'm quite surprised mums lasted so long since dad passed. She's still trucking but it's on my mind.

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3 days ago

@Powerwolf111 @KMANRIFFSMetal I was just about to say the same darn thing - and being funeral doom.... that'll take AWHILE to get thru :)

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4 days ago

@KMANRIFFSMetal @EVERGREYSWEDEN @NapalmRecords I'm so here for this!!!!

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4 days ago

@solitary_ps @0xIlyy Screen for life!

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4 days ago

@0xIlyy @follone_ Let me guess - you also use a monorepo.

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𝕶𝕸ä𝕹𝕽𝖎𝖋𝖋𝖘 @KMANRIFFSMetal

5 days ago

TORNADO OF SOULS: ⚛️ 🌪️⚛️ 2026 Edition #22, cranial devastation.... #FFFJun5 guilt trips at 8am 🇦🇺OZ time ⚛️ Metal will flow every 8 minutes until we reach 45 + dumps of Lava!⚛️ Tell the world! Have Riffs...Have Metal!⚛️ #TornadoofSouls #Lava #Edition22 #FFFJun5 #KMäN

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5 days ago

@cowtowncoder Awesome - I suspected as much. Have a bunch of things i should switch to the new deployment plugin as well still. All good, it surfaced an issue on my end that needed fixing anyway.

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5 days ago

@cowtowncoder I notice everything in the Jackson 2 line got a 2.22.0 release, but no update for jackson-core? Was that missed? I was driving myself crazy wondering why some OSGi imports/exports weren't lining up til I spotted that.