Dwayne Crawford @stuffstormysays
I am Dwayne, Stormy Daniels assistant and thought I would share some of the random statements Stormy makes on a daily basis. Enjoy! U.S. Joined November 2009-
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yfrog.com/oek1rjagj going in for last show... Doesnt @dweezleton look thrilled
@StormyDaniels @stuffstormysays those are some funny tweets. glad you are going to be posting again! :)
"I'll be glad when my baby grows more hair, she looks like Doc Brown from Back To The Future." -@StormyDaniels
"you know, the outfit with the babies all over it" - @StormyDaniels
"My vagina is the bane of my existence...seriously...can I get this thing removed?"
I know they say ignorance is bliss...but do you think stupid people know they're stupid? Always wondered about that...
So tired of other people telling me what I should do with my pussy..What, when, who, why and how I do with it is no one's business but mine!
I don't think you can truly be in love with someone until you've seen their butthole
Years of stripping have caught up 2 me..walking like a little old lady& sound like Rice Crispies& my hands smell like pussy & brass polish.
"If you've gotten so fat you need a damned scooter maybe you should've been fucking jogging in the first place...vicious circle!"
"I'd rather have someone dig thru my panty drawer than scroll thru my ipod...I have way more embarrassing dirty secrets in there!"
"mostly chicks all look the same when face down...it's the smell ya gotta worry about..."
"the guys upstairs is obviously preparing for his audition for Riverdance...and vacuuming...at least he's multitasking"
"you'd think the best place to spot a pornstar is on a cock...but actually it's at an airport...go figure..."
Danny Bonaduce of all people introduced @StormyDaniels at the Penthouse Club in Philly tonight... TOTALLY RANDOM!! but cool... haha
"I've worked in porn way too long... A ridiculous weave and blue eye shadow make me feel pretty..."
"pregnancy must suck... Babies are like parasites. I'd rathered have a tape worm... at least they make you thin..."
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