Stuart Gordon @stuartmgordon
managing director of shit patter Scotland Joined June 2009-
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THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I SEEN THIS WEEK WORLD CUP 😭 😭
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This is quality stuff from Big Dunc 🤣🤣🤣
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“Flower of Scotland” from the stands.. Some support from the Scottish 👏🤩 JUST listen to that noise…
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Football will never reach this level of perfection again
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Best thing I’ve ever seen 😂
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getafe celebrating that they qualified for europe and there is osasuna also joining in the celebration cause they didn’t relegate. 😂😂😂😂
The scenes from Getafe are insane. Pitch invasion as Getafe qualify to Europe while Osasuna players are crying to see if Girona score a goal to relegate them. Girona doesn’t score and Osasuna join the celebrations amongst the Getafe fans as they stay in La Liga. Unreal.
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i hate how ref cam is making me like these referees more
Fair play to Tierney. Ref cam makes Kai’s challenge look completely correct
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Italian side Palermo might have found a real life kick off glitch…
It’s who you win it with! ❤️🏆
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This is the best thing McCoist has done since working with Jon Champion. A sensational watch.
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Danny Dyer proudly singing that Bowen is shagging his daughter. What a geezer
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Can’t believe i forgot about this one
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This used to be a proper sport 👊🏻 Away goals ITV Good commentators Top players Shithouse managers Pure hatred Iconic kits & sponsors Dodgy referees The list goes on…
Ronaldinho’s iconic goal vs Chelsea in 2005
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I’m mindful that I have to maintain professional when posting on here, but I can’t lie I’ve watched this at least 50 times and I still absolutely love it. The Only Fools & Horses theme in the background is gold standard 😂😂😂
Imagine conceding a late goal and the fans next to you start doing the chicken dance😭😭😭 Head would be gone😂😂😂
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THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE 🔥 Benfica goalkeeper Anatoliy Trubin scores a 98th minute goal to keep Jose Mourinho's Benfica in the competition 💥 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplus
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Britain buys oil and gas from Norway. You’ll never guess where Norway gets its oil and gas from….
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‘Is it 3-0? Let’s go, I’m coming with yous’ This Everton fan 😭😭😭😭😭
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🇩🇪 Reason 131 why Oliver Kahn was a madman; scoring with his fist while up for a corner. Afterwards, Kahn joked about the incident: "I thought the goalkeeper was allowed to use his hands in the box." 😆
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