stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

Unemotional lupine. Lutraphobe extraordinaire. Babbler of structured-random nonsense. Formerly world-renowned mystery? Very uninteresting. ❤️ @confusionbunny linktr.ee/stoic_wolf Biggest Little Municipality Joined April 2009

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

a week ago

There's suddenly a whole lot of loud and hard running happening on my roof I blame otters! D: *hides under bed*

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

2 weeks ago

I changed ISPs today *sees multiple of my now former ISP trucks in front of home* Uh... Does this count as intimidation!?

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

3 weeks ago

It's eclipsing time! *sees it's only a slightly bit darker right now in my area* Woo

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

3 weeks ago

Me: oh boy, it's Sunday! Time to be productive and have fun! Cat: meow! *flops* Me: oh... I can never leave now. Time to learn how to statue!

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Biggest Little Fur Con @BiggestLittleFC

4 weeks ago

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

4 weeks ago

Woo sick on Easter! So much fun... ... ... ... 🎶 Leap on me! 🎶 🎶 When I'm not strong 🎶 🎶 Because I'm gonna need 🎶 🎶 some bunny to leap on 🎶

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

4 weeks ago

... And suddenly I'm getting a lot of phone calls from Vegas Which one of y'all is it!?

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

4 weeks ago

Yup. Gotta see about going to LVFC next year.

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

4 weeks ago

*dreams about a group of people writing a comedy skit* *sees them perform it and all the actors start breaking once a banger line hits* *wakes up* Wow... There's no way I came up with that line. But just in case... *Saves it for the right time*

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

4 weeks ago

*gets home* *cat is making choking noises* *slows down time and instinctively grabs a trash can and puts it in front of him just in time* Uh... Huh. That was close Meow?

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

a month ago

Me: I have to get the cat some place to lay down and rest The cat:

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

a month ago

I love Thursdays *suddenly has to juggle a crying baby in need of a burping and a cat falling off the window and getting quantum entangled with the blinds* *gets scratched and spit up on* I love Thursdays...

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

a month ago

*sets out a box for the cat* *He ignores it completely* Hmmm... I think I have a defective cat...

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

a month ago

There's a cat on my bed I don't have a cat

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

2 months ago

*screams externally* I'm out of warehouse club branded trash bags THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! *screams externally* I've only had that box for 2 years. This shouldn't be possible! D:

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

2 months ago

Driving through a snowy winter neighborhood that's been in a blackout, and then, out of nowhere, the power jumps back on. It's a special kind of moment in time

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

2 months ago

Woo feeling sick! Someone needs to nurse me back to health!

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

2 months ago

I had the weirdest dream that I ate one of my earphones. Now I'm missing one of them. I'm sure it'll turn up... *stomach starts ringing* Oh... I gotta answer this *punches stomach and keels over* ...hello...

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stoicwolf 🚫🦦 @stoicwolf

3 months ago

*runs over something on a busy road* *sees it's a delivery workers bag* Hmm... Why do I have the sudden urge to pull out a trumpet and start mourning?