Karl Oglethorpe @stinkymotiongod
future schizophrenic. Reginald pack enjoyer. failed crypto scammer. 2x BACK TO BACK crash gambling champion of the world. Athens, GA Joined October 2023-
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Rate my workout routine… Monday: Head Tuesday: Shoulders Wednesday: Knees Thursday: Toes Friday: Knees Saturday: Toes Sunday: Rest
Insane how pawn stars was just like 5 big ass fat guys
Too poor for beer this week so I’m getting fucked up on fuel additive
Snapchat be like “A year ago today you thought the most evil bitch in the world was the love of your life”
Smoking autism pussy is a right of passage.
The Black Coaches Association has named Dalton Knecht the Black History player of the month for February. The BCA is a non-profit that supports college basketball players & coaches in an effort to boost the game. Knecht is considered a front runner for the National PoY as well.
Switzerland is considering legalising cocaine for recreational use
Why do I need to show my drivers license to the liquor store if I’m not meant to drink whilst driving??🤔
Dear Santa, All I ask of you this year is one thing…
Ngl some days I be tom , but other days, well… I be straight jerry… No other way to put it
Charles Barkley says he wouldn’t root for Alabama even if Crimson Tide ‘played Afghanistan’
Just received a letter from the North Pole letting me know that I’ve beat the naughty list accusations… We’re so back
It’s gonna be an “up helping the liquor store open the gate” type of Thursday…
I feel like when you take your drivers license test you should have the opportunity to get drunk driving certified because the few bad drunk drivers ruin it for the many good drunk drivers…
Oh… you don’t like fishing??? Let me write you a prescription for two testicles liberal sissy boy…
Fishin tomorrow… so excited I probably won’t be able to sleep tonight😁
Marti @MartiZenith
4K Followers 2K Following I'm colder than snow season when it’s 20 below freezin’ 🥶🥶| None of this is canon | #musician #developer #author
Deborah @deborahbullar20
992 Followers 3K Following
Patches O’Houlihan @RalvinCidley
136 Followers 202 Following
JitimusPrime @jitimus_prime
28 Followers 55 Following Back to back National Champion | woodford bathroom enthusiast | IM softball MVP | been there done that a couple times
itsamuhfuckinburner @itsamuhfuckinb1
366 Followers 387 Following 6’3”, 240, 6 1/2” | I’m your mom’s favorite burner
Caleb Downsyndrome @Calebdownss
71 Followers 150 Following Connoisseur of LinkedIn | Route Runner | Back 2 Back Pledge of the Year.
Sharon @sharonwebster69
152 Followers 3K Following
the thug @perc_thuggins
79 Followers 145 Following 3x parade attender, 2x natty champ. turnpike and liljordan humphrey stan
Henry Butterwick @HenryButterwick
39 Followers 108 Following Slot Machine addict. Vegas Matt enthusiast. Turtle lover. 9/11 survivor (I wasn’t there but I remember watching it on TV). Parkinson’s cure incoming.
Adolf Himler @AdolfHimler1945
10 Followers 29 Following Professional dicktator. Better have me in your GOAT debate.
Camren Butler @butler_cam5532
135 Followers 3K Following
Irene @bates73irene
129 Followers 3K Following
Rock enroll @enroll_roc64013
2K Followers 5K Following Music is the soundtrack of my life.🎵🎧 Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.❤🤩
Liz Martinez @LizMartine88319
100 Followers 3K Following
FLAWNye West @sirbottington47
27 Followers 33 Following Man in a boys world | Underground Railroad historian | Vanilla Unicorn partial stakeholder | Hell yeah
Osama Zynladen @MotionMuns
37 Followers 69 Following Attacking the day in my 05 Tacoma. Them dawgs is hell
Jessica Anderson @JessicaAnd91704
20 Followers 614 Following
Kendall Gardner @KGardner93387
119 Followers 3K Following
Harp Music @harpmusic097
1K Followers 4K Following Music is the language of the soul.😍🎶 I love being in the spotlight and performing for my fans.🥰
Art Vandelay @richardbaker74
338 Followers 383 Following Love havin fun, 3 time trade school attendee, CEO of Vandelay Industries
Him Riggins @nickshiestyburr
607 Followers 1K Following Colts and Hoosiers. Texas Football. Tweeting strictly for the love of the game
centralmcchicken @centralmcchickn
501 Followers 436 Following cherry windsor coke consumer. grower and a shower, cutoff frequentee,loyal to the oil, daddy’s little boy ,autistic,degenerate gambler,alcoholic,sigma nu hater
Philip Ray @PhilipRay219580
107 Followers 3K Following
Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy
6K Followers 5K Following Greatest southern commodity, here to save the world. Partial owner of a pro sports franchise. 6x IM Champion #BearDown #BoilerUp #STLCards
Cyrus @baggienthusiast
101 Followers 160 Following Experienced ego death 3x. Successfully completed semen retention for 9 days. 4x intramural champ. Can make a geeb in under 5 minutes. #1 Slut Shamer🥇
Malcolm Atterberry M... @erberry_m
472 Followers 549 Following LA FLAMA BLANCA Back2Back State Champ. Born in the USA🇺🇸 Country Boy! Board Certified Munch
Eric C Cartman @CartmanBrahh77
82 Followers 87 Following just doing some rock bottom shit. back2back natty champ motherfucker
Ozuna Driving Academy @AcademyOzuna
437 Followers 496 Following i like to drive and beer…. Not actually related to the Ozuna family
Thrill Cosby @cosby_thrill
155 Followers 165 Following Barbour Jacket owner | America’s biggest hater of Quikrete | CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN | Ordained
Buck Johnston @liventhusiast32
148 Followers 182 Following 95’ UGA Alum. Costco Executive Member. Formerly faithful to my ex-wife. Jesus first✝️. Pabst enjoyer. 🇺🇸PATRIOT🇺🇸
BOOMER KINGSLEY @XanielMarino13
59 Followers 99 Following Dolphins & Braves, Locally Hated, Rehab is for Quitters #SupportOurTroops
Professor Sheeba Akba.. @SheebaProfessor
119 Followers 62 Following Loving husband | B2B Natty Champ (2) | Derek Carr Supporter | Art and Religion Professor at the University of Phoenix | Lover, not a fighter
The Chosen One @UsainB0lton
186 Followers 220 Following Pub-Sub Connoisseur, Buckhead Brigade Sales Rep, Professional DZ Hater. The only NYT Vertex enjoyer
Herman Simmons @himmons34
180 Followers 861 Following Mogul | Out of service gigolo | 5x Toyotathon Orgy partaker
Patches O’Houlihan @RalvinCidley
136 Followers 202 Following
Ted ChristenXAN @yung_kegbeer
436 Followers 283 Following Dawgs, Home Team, Principles of Accounting.
JitimusPrime @jitimus_prime
28 Followers 55 Following Back to back National Champion | woodford bathroom enthusiast | IM softball MVP | been there done that a couple times
Ronnie Tugjob @asscrackluvr
441 Followers 618 Following 27-Mechanic-Ketamine Connoisseur-Outspoken tits supporter-I’m talking bout Mountain Dews baby
Manchu Huang @OleMissManchu
2K Followers 128 Following I am exchange student for Beijing. Jackson Dart favrotite player. Find me 3 floor JD William Library and say hi.
Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj
667K Followers 1K Following former UFC/MMA fighter 5 time world champion
Big Will (Lexington/C.. @ihavemadeitback
115 Followers 97 Following International Man Of Mystery - Quality sleeper agent- Impeccable Defensive coordinator-Wood and Tomahawk choppin Enthusiast-Hot dog griller and cold beer killer
Shubs Wigglesniff @GoddellRogher
375 Followers 277 Following formerly Tucker. IM ME I DO ME AND I CHILL — Dawgs — Titans — Preds
Xanax Yarve @QuibTakington
178 Followers 86 Following Benzodiazepine enjoyer | S903🐐B707 | LaBatt Blue enthusiast | 690 + credit score | father | husband | Degen | Edger | Jelqer | mewer |
Jamie “Buckshot” .. @CaptainSardis99
388 Followers 323 Following Sardis native with Gulf Coast ties, feared by deer and waterfowl alike, aspiring CPA, certified badass #domethevaught #cancelnewjersey #dirtysurplus
Steve White @Steve__White___
253 Followers 96 Following Rebel fanatic. I hate upside down library hats.
Caleb Downsyndrome @Calebdownss
71 Followers 150 Following Connoisseur of LinkedIn | Route Runner | Back 2 Back Pledge of the Year.
Erect For Keg Beer @Bowltech139389
497 Followers 278 Following Trade School (DAWGS), Maybe, Maybe Not, Maybe Fuck Yourself, Entourage enthusiast, GKBF
Rius @QuinnGPicks
28 Followers 4 Following
Osama Zynladen @MotionMuns
37 Followers 69 Following Attacking the day in my 05 Tacoma. Them dawgs is hell
Connor O’Sullivan @OSullywsmfp
376 Followers 315 Following Tide, Panic, Car Bombs, and the daily Rabbit Hole visit. Welcome to my story. Goose Hater
Sweet Baby Clay @g00dguyclay
2K Followers 741 Following Young man, old soul. Future Mayor. Miller High Life Aficionado. Project Manger of the year 2020-2024, 10.2 handicap- updated Apr 24
the thug @perc_thuggins
79 Followers 145 Following 3x parade attender, 2x natty champ. turnpike and liljordan humphrey stan
Domingo Bandido @DomingoBandido
1K Followers 381 Following A man for the people. I promise I have a full time job, I just tweet like I don’t | #SpreadsheetWarlord | Starting QB of “The Buddies”
Rocco Pavarotti “Sl.. @UncleRacked
136 Followers 78 Following Used to be UncleRack. Wench left me in 2023. Jersey Mike’s Meat Slicer. Personal Account.
centralmcchicken @centralmcchickn
501 Followers 436 Following cherry windsor coke consumer. grower and a shower, cutoff frequentee,loyal to the oil, daddy’s little boy ,autistic,degenerate gambler,alcoholic,sigma nu hater
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
87.3M Followers 51 Following 45th President of the United States of America🇺🇸
XRP Official ⚡️ @Ripple_XRP1
423K Followers 193 Following Ripple XRP investor and believer. The future has begun. #XRPthestandard (News and updates)
Monero (XMR) @monero
490K Followers 22 Following Monero (XMR) - The secure, private, untraceable cryptocurrency that keeps your money confidential. Grassroots. Open source. https://t.co/zdbdQFbWZW
x - Colorado Avalanch.. @Avalanche
673K Followers 263 Following Force of Nature vs. Everyone. Get your playoff tickets ⬇️ #GoAvsGo | #ALLIN
Goose @goosetheband
36K Followers 796 Following On tour this summer, tickets and more info at https://t.co/nlDCgSwQjt
Billy Strings @BillyStrings
69K Followers 1K Following
Underground Springhou.. @uspringhouse
355 Followers 140 Following Athens, GA 🐶| Check out our latest singles! ⬇️
Grateful Dead @GratefulDead
208K Followers 199 Following The Official Twitter for Grateful Dead! Follow us for the latest news, tour info, pics, & more.
Everything Georgia @GAFollowers
1.7M Followers 54K Following Tweets for Georgians and other lovers of the Peach State. 🍑 📲 DM FOR PROMO 📲 DM YOUR CONTENT. Need a lawyer? CONTACT: @CeoLawyer
BobbyShmurda @bbburner_
569 Followers 355 Following Tom Brady was the biggest fraud in pro sports - Kenny Pickett was the future - RIPinpiss Ron Hextall & Matt Canada
Pascal Dupussy @pascaldupussy
2K Followers 752 Following officially the sheriff of tap ins. “the most attractive man in the world” - @glutenfreeperc. CAM #97 Burner FC
New row is loving hockey jersey bogo chipotle
Met this girl who said fäg, retard, and gay within the first 15 seconds of meeting and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her
Just had some dude from Clemson come up to me and start telling me had three rings for North Carolina High School Soccer! “3x center back midfield state champ”. Told me 4 times. No one fucking cares you pussy.
Me when I can’t find my vape:
SHOCK VIDEO: ⚠️ Man on some sort of synthetic narcotic loses all sense of reality.. Highly synthetic drugs are becoming much more prevalent.. WHAT IS CAUSING THE MASSIVE INCREASE?
Manchu not partake current week in tradition capture mascot meal ole miss base ball opponent. Bull dog texture slimy gross not flavor taste garbage. Bull dog slow slobbery hip problem make capture too easy unevent. Manchu steal bag control substance from fresh man not eat instead
It really doesn’t get much better than this. Happy Friday, all ! Thanks
This is the Mecca of LinkedIn
Ole Miss rebel fan. Please enjoy cousin troll Ar Kansas pig fan. Watch until end video do Fortnite dance troll pig fan. Manchu laugh very hard
My message to Arkansas Basketball Fans via James Cage White, as a reward
If u tattoo ur fraternity letters on your chest for Spring Break you’re actually a #fag
The day has finally come, pure saerenity
Unironically an SAE is selling Showercap bands in a class groupme from a year ago
Sorority girl license revoke immediate. All sorority girl not pay attention Snapchat pic of boobs to cocaine fraternity boy during drive. Even Manchu better drive. Make sorority girl Uber every where put snow globe town in danger
Disaster night round table. Racist bar tender Vincent play Gangnam style soon as I entrance. Mock me with dance in front of blonde ADPI whore. She laugh at me and walk away. Go home immediate cry masturbation X videos. Night life end for Manchu only book study equation now
Guys who like WSP born after 1998 are either: 1. Had a dad grow up in the south and was in a fraternity 2. Guitar players who model themselves after Jimmy or houser 3. Drug guys with a good music taste 4. Alcoholic Outdoorsman 5. Just pretty fucking cool guys
Fucking love daylight savings day. More time for the stas!
Hold up… AOC packs Zyns? This changes everything
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