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In light of the recent OpenSSL vulnerabilities, we've modernized our security and are now using Elliptic Line cryptography
Apologies for the recent problems but the service has been under heavy load due to it going viral! W32/Autorun.worm.ev
@MiodVallat please try pulling somebody else's face instead.
Due to #GDPRday, our EU customers must no longer be personally identifiable in their profile photos. Please pull a strange face or perhaps wear an unusual hat.
@cdevers we can accept notes from Jungian doctors but they have to come to us through the collective unconscious, preferably in dream format featuring the Old Wise Man, but the Great Mother archetype is also acceptable.
Due to the GDPR, we're emailing updated terms and conditions that you auto-agree to upon opening. We're monitoring who is opening it using a tracking pixel. Please open it before Friday.
The service is running very slowly today due to #WorldTurtleDay. In future, please check what animal day it is before contacting support.
@OnTheFiddle not sure what you mean. We tweeted every day of 2017 using our custom built twitter client. Perhaps your own twitter client has a display bug?
It's been a hard week so we’ve doubled our security measures to 50ml and can announce our sysadmin's hands are now steady again.
After many months of work, today we finally completed our migration from AMD to Intel hardware! You should notice the service is now about 5-30% faster, so no more meltdowns!
We're investigating reports of increased HTTPS request latency.
To maximize security, all of our private keys have now been updated to use the new Mersenne prime number M77232917. x.com/duetosymmetry/…
New largest (Mersenne) prime discovered! Its name is M77232917, meaning its value is: M77232917 = 2^77,232,917 - 1 which would have about 23.3 million decimal digits if you wanted to write it out for some reason. Full press release: mersenne.org/primes/press/M…
A large ursine mammal has broken into the office and is causing serious problems. Bear with us.
I've been informed that we're not actually vulnerable to the new OpenSSL bugs because we don't use any encryption anywhere #defenseindepth
Due to the recently announced security vulnerabilities, we've forked OpenSSL and closed source it for security. We're calling it ClosedSSL.
Some users are having problems logging in due to a PAM issue. She wiped the password off the board so we can't login either.
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