samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

worn and molded-over she/her Joined October 2009

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

8 hours ago

The way my nanny toddler pronounces my name sounds like “fwa” and it’s one of my new favorites, alongside “wowie” and “mantna” from other babies I know

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

9 hours ago

Some of these felt like there wasn’t an option for what my answer would be because of the nuance of the question but I’ll take it

Most political compass tests are stupid and outdated, so I have created a political test that only focuses on REAL ISSUES of the 2020s. 64 questions that score you on four axes, including "Chud v Woke" and "Techbro v Luddite" Reply with your results & tell me if it was accurate

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

9 hours ago

@cyborgfetishist Are you going to share with the class

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

a day ago

@joshworship My favorite part is the amount of times I tried to draw a beach ball but it’s actually really hard

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

2 days ago

There has to be a better way to brainstorm than this

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

a day ago

I feel like something deeply evil has happened to me because we had this whole conversation and then she shows up 30 mins later with no slice :-(

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

2 days ago

Blatantly and publicly bullying someone for their quality of art is loser behavior and I think more of you need to be humbled

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

2 days ago

@supercloneclub I already have some sponsors for products! I’ve looked into grant programs and I’d need to file taxes with them and I don’t want to LOL I’m not at that stage right now. I also have support from local businesses to host the program indoors for no fee

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

2 days ago

Realistically what should I pay someone to do social media for my nonprofit program? I have a very small team of me + 2-3 helpers. I pay them $50 each for set up, maintenance, & cleaning. I don’t want to be cheap but the program is literally free so paying people is already hard

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

2 days ago

@gaymeatkarl I want these framed in my home PLEASE

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

2 days ago

@disenchaunt Is there anything that would be a reasonable type of trade for work like that? Like if I offered to clean or baby/pet sit for them in exchange for work, is that insulting? Lol

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

2 days ago

@disenchaunt Hmmmm okay that’s good to know, thank you for all this!

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

2 days ago

@sickpleasure Ugh that’s hard. you’re a smart person who probably doesn’t need advice but have you tried leaving out puzzle feeders, catnip toys, or cat tv when you leave? We have these stupid smelly banana toys that we give Katie’s cat when she’s away for multiple nights that helps w stress

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

2 days ago

@disenchaunt 2/2 photos and videos, I just hate finding time to post and dealing with adding music, hashtags, whatever. I want the captions to be informative and educational but I already have pre-written templates to work from. I make the event flyers too. It would be instagram & fb

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

2 days ago

@disenchaunt I’d love a volunteer, I just feel bad asking anybody to work for free, but someone trying to build their portfolio is a good idea. Min wage is $14. Really what I want is for someone to make reels for me, interact with other accounts, and post ~3x/week. I can take all the 1/2

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

2 days ago

@sickpleasure Also kitten stress triggered pee problems from Rorschach for a while and I think you’ve had issues with that too right? Not trying to talk you out of it I just don’t want it to make things worse haha

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samantha 🐛 @split_splitting

2 days ago

@sickpleasure the rescue and vet both highly recommended getting a pair since Rorschach was a senior cat and their energy levels and tolerance for each other wouldn’t be compatible and it was 100% the right choice for all of them. But also 3 cats is hard I get it lol