Solepose @solepose

size 8 feet, here to turn your fantasies into an irresistible reality. Joined November 2023

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Jslay @Julie9474780980

a year ago

John DePetro gets BOOED while @DoctorTurtleboy gets WHOOOED! 🤟😬 #FKR #FreeKarenRead

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michelle L @michelleL_13

a year ago

@em64000 @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente

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Emily See @TheEmilySee

a year ago

If the CW doesn't call Tristan, does he have to return his Barstool watch?

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YOOOO @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente, C’mon, gift this dude new ticker—I’m talkin’ a neon-blinding, disco-ball-spinning monstrosity. Slap on some 4th-grade directions: “Yo, tie watch to wrist. Big hand = hour. Little hand = minutes.” Bonus: engrave it with “Time’s Not My Vibe.” I wanna see this dude flexing on the stand, dripping in Barstool swag, still clueless about time! ⏰ Tristan: the poster boy for chronological clownery! 🤡 Peep his “time” flops: youtu.be/78UWJk-OWXM?t=…

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Chloe Five Stones Tinsley (Angleton / Helms) @chloeinvermont

a year ago

laughing his way out the door. What is so funny to this fkn loser?

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Chloe Five Stones Tinsley (Angleton / Helms) @chloeinvermont

a year ago

I wonder what Tiny Table Girl is doing..........I wonder if she is wondering if I am wondering what she is doing....probably is.

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Chloe Five Stones Tinsley (Angleton / Helms) @chloeinvermont

a year ago

"I cant recall if I've ever been to an autopsy".

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Chloe Five Stones Tinsley (Angleton / Helms) @chloeinvermont

a year ago

"I cant recall if I've ever been to an autopsy before". jfc

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Jslay @Julie9474780980

a year ago

@chloeinvermont 😂Trooper at autopsy: 'First? 500th? Pfft, Maybe my 25th, who keeps a scorecard? 🙄 Not like your first time staring at a corpse in the medical examiners office is some life-altering Pinterest moment. I don't recall.. idiot. #FreeKarenRead

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Norfolk County Cartel Bah & Grille⚡️#BoltUp @DCDeverell

a year ago

So JM sneaks into the room, doesn't disturb Chloe and tells BA & NA that they've found John? How do two sleeping people even know John was missing?

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Jslay @Julie9474780980

a year ago

@DCDeverell Did they have a sleep telepathy hotline? 'Hello, yes, we’d like to report a missing friend during our REM cycle!'

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Jslay @Julie9474780980

a year ago

@_NoseyRen @VinniePolitan @CourtTV Who taught him to apply his bronzer—Picasso?

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Sleuthie @SleuthieGoosie

a year ago

Jen didn’t do CPR. #KarenRead did. I would think someone who left John O’Keefe to die wouldn’t then try to save his life so he could tell police whatever happened to him. Hello darkness my old friend.

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Jslay @Julie9474780980

a year ago

Jen told three dispatchers that a man was unconscious in the snow, mentioning he had exited the car and could have been there for 'a few hours.' While CPR was happening in the background, she stated, 'I think he’s passed away,' and then declined to continue CPR over the phone because she declared him deceased. When asked if he was breathing, you can hear 'no' in the background. When the dispatcher inquired about performing CPR, there was silence, but Jen still responded 'no' because 'I think he's passed.' Then she said, 'Kerry, get off him,' apparently while CPR was still ongoing, later mentioning that 'one woman’s doing CPR.' What the actual F. She didn't touch him and didn't facilitate anyone else doing so

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Solepose @solepose

a year ago

@Julie9474780980 #freekarenread

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Jslay @Julie9474780980

a year ago

Chloe straight-up John Wicked JOK on the lawn and ghosted like she owed him money. 'Bites? Psh, I was just autographing his arm!' 'Scratches? Bro, that’s my avant-garde tattoo work!' ....Now she’s running a doggie fight club in Tijuana, rocking shades, a spiked collar, and a mullet. #FreeKarenRead #pawandorder #FKR

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Joe Flipperhead @FKR102445

a year ago

Here’s how simple it is- JOK was found dead on the front lawn of 34 Fairview. The Albert’s dog, Chloe has a history of biting. JOK has dog bites/scratches on his arm. Chloe wasn’t at the house the next morning when JOK was found. The Albert’s got rid of Chloe.

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Jslay @Julie9474780980

a year ago

YOOO, Matt’s upstairs, stewing in a puddle of rancid Bud Light sweat, hollering like he’s the Blizzard Traffic Czar about Karen’s tail light.. This stumbling beer-bloated catastrophe, too hungover to do ANYTHING but gargle “tAiL lIgHt bUsTeD, bAd ViBeS,” gave zero shits sending Jen, Karen, and Kerry out in a blizzard channelling Nancy Drew in order to find John.. Screw ‘em! Karen, you snow-slaying QUEEN, weld a flaming Roman candle to that tail light and drift like a boss—Matt’s too busy projectile-vomiting into his moldy Crocs, and Jen and Kerry can choke on your exhaust! #FKR

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Jslay @Julie9474780980

a year ago

The ceiling fan’s going full Karen Read fanboy, spinning like it’s at a “#FreeKarenRead” rally, shouting, “My girl’s innocent, I’ll blow this case away!” It’s cooling the room while giving the TV a shady whirl, thinking, “Court TV, you’re full of hot air, but I’m Karen’s wind of freedom—watch me twirl her right out of this mess!” Free Karen Read, the fan hollers, doing a dramatic spin like it’s ready to testify for her! #FKR