Smludge The Spaceman @smludge

I am a talking crocodile man, chronicling my adventures in space daily. Joined June 2018

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Smludge The Spaceman @smludge

8 years ago

Day 14.5: THEY HAVE LOST ME. I FOUND A SHELTER LEFT BY SOMEONE ELSE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE ANYONE ELSE IS. WAIT I CAN HEAR THEM COMING.

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8 years ago

Day 13.5 IT WAS AN AMBUSH. DIDNT HAVE TIME FOR A LOG. OH GOD THEYRE COMING!

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Day 12: The pug has decided to team up with us. He apparently has Cough* taken out seventeen pugs. When we landed we were surrounded by the heads of others who have tried to kill the pugs. We heard a shuka shuka. Out jumped a corgi. He had been trapped and is hoping we will help.

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8 years ago

Day 11: Pliff, Butter, and me have gone to a arms dealer Gananananan. He gave us a rug, a jug, and mug to defeat the pugs. I got the rug, Pliff got the jug, and butter got the mug. We encountered a pug outside the building. He was a bounty hunter and had the same mission as us.

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8 years ago

Day 10: After I was severely beaten by the butter man the lady who calls herself Jane told us that we had to clear out the planet of pugs. It didn't matter if we negotiated or we killed them all, they just need to be gone. The pugs are apparently notorious for being pretentious.

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8 years ago

Day 9: Me Pliff and the dog which we have named Meebs. Meebs has put us on course to the S.H.O.P space station. The guard recognized me. It was the same woman who took that pancake guy. She escorted us to the... Integration room? In there with us was Flapjack himself.

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8 years ago

Day 8: Pliff and I have successfully finished the ship. We will launch tomorrow after we gather our things. A golden retriever floated by and told us of a world we should demolish. It is infested with pugs that have evolved into people pugs. He gave us a note with S.H.O.P. on it.

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8 years ago

Day 7: A pirate guild known as the Americans have come and shot fireworks at me and Pliff. They were singing some space shanty that they sing known as the National Anthem. Apparently, The New Jerseinites sing it, but the Americans wish they would just go in a black hole and die.

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8 years ago

Day 6: Pliff made a boat after watching Waterworld. Sadly we can't use it to get off the rock and Pliff used some of the rocket parts. He even used my vintage 1357 BC cellphone to make a hat so he could feel like a real captain. But we could still finish it without some luxuries.

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8 years ago

Day 5: A local frog salesman gave us some tanks of his air. We asked him for jetpack fuel but he instead threw bay blades at us and went away. Pliff described the encounter with the frogman red, red, and maybe some hints of a pillow. We watched Waterworld before we slept.

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Smludge The Spaceman @smludge

8 years ago

Day 4: Pliff and I have begun work on rocket ship so we can finally escape. All we need is goat tongues, frog air, and Kiffy Jocks. After that, we plan to pick up some bombs from an arms dealer so we can drop them on the New Jerseyites who wronged Pliff and sent him here.

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8 years ago

Day 3: Pliff let me sleep in his tofu tent. He has been trying to get off this comet for two years. He was catapulted here after he was framed for treason on his home planet of New Jersey. He said it was a dank and smelly place and the people were as mean as popcorn.

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Smludge The Spaceman @smludge

8 years ago

Day 2: I slipped in ole flapjack's bed last night seeing how he won't be using it. When I came out of the room, all of the day-drinkers were asserting their dominance. I landed on a comet hoping for jetpack fuel but none was there. Just a Toaster Man name Pliff.

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Smludge The Spaceman @smludge

8 years ago

Day 1: I have entered a space station served as a bar. The bartender here is a man seemingly made from butter. I asked him for pancakes to see how he would react. He gave me a panicked look and began to run. He was then trapped in a cage by a woman that had S.H.O.P on her shirt.