Michelle Pfizer @simlinguist
the insatiable middle child Colorado, USA Joined August 2016-
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Crying why is this my dads venmo profile pic
Him giving you his criterion login < him giving you his scribd login
This is what I look like when I listen to Fiona Apple
This is what I look like when I listen to Fiona Apple
This is giving Fiona Apple core
my friend from hs was there and got pics on her ds
my friend from hs was there and got pics on her ds https://t.co/1J08kjkBNy
My red flag? I don’t think anything would happen if a left a candle lit while I was gone. Like it’ll be fine
Wish I could hit this level of apathy
Cried 3 times in DIA before even boarding my flight, what conspiracy theory can explain that!!!
I need to smoke 3 consecutive joints in that house asap
I need to smoke 3 consecutive joints in that house asap
How do I explain that the Sims 2 is so maroon 5 coded 😭
ok yeah actually
It’s so preppy in here
The way that I only know as much culture as family guy parody has shown me
If Apple was smart they would make a gorpcore iPhone
Slouching towards Bethlehem like
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headed 2 the deli ter.. @_eggwalk
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Hugh Jass type name @ObamaCyberBully
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so sad…..shaken baby syndrome
i’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it
dipping my coconut in the context of all in which i’ve lived and what came before me
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
5 minutes old and she’s already so sick of them
Every time I step into a kitchen like this I get the urge to underage drink
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
This is one of my favorite tumblr posts ever
art: i want to truly be loved for who i am and not just be seen as a tennis player patrick: i want to be an elite tennis player again and not be broke anymore tashi:
me pressing “notify anyway” when my friend is using do not disturb
smoked the weed that makes me feel like cardi b peacock
Need to queen out with this crazy bitch
WHAT
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
If I hadn’t seen this video, I would be obsessed with Stanley cups and married by now
born to die by lana del rey.
Camel tasting lemon for the first time
cant stop thinking about this ad i saw
this is how he was dancing in the lesbian bar
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