matt @shutup_matt
purveyor of funny numbers Oklahoma, USA Joined January 2020-
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Today I learned there is an *incorporated* town in Oklahoma with exactly 3 residents and I think that's great
fighting back against the automation of jobs by putting the teller back in the automated teller machine
okay but why is the image so ominous?
okay but why is the image so ominous?
TIL a new industryspeak term: "BevAlc Retailers". Because apparently "liquor store" is too hard to say.
i was forced to choose the lesser of 42 evils and all I got for it was a sticker
Has the Missouri Division of Tourism ever done a "Missouri Loves Company" campaign? If not, so much wasted potential.
Even the most cynical person must place faith in their fellow human when the roads are flooded during rush hour.
Spotted on a bumper sticker today: "I'd rather be an AMERICAN than a Democrat." What does this even mean.
people will give their entire life story when posting a recipe online but will only say "it broke, fix it" when reporting a bug
the key to my productivity is needing to distract myself from things outside my control
sometimes I'm trying to go to sleep but then I suddenly remember people exist and it makes me angry
when I say I'm sinister I just mean left-handed but it's more fun to be vague about it
I'm not a campaign strategist but making 15-second, unskippable campaign ads for YouTube seems like a good way to make people vote for your opponent
The Accent @USAOtheAccent
13 Followers 13 Following The Accent is the Arts and Literature magazine for the University of Science and Arts of Oklahoma
pathological people p.. @laura_leisel
317 Followers 329 Following i’m fine with my spite and my tears
BlakeTheUnfortunate @BlakeTheUnfort1
5 Followers 53 Following
‧₊ ✜.Literally .. @LiterallyAU
40 Followers 91 Following Graphic Designer Demi/Bi she-they Don't wait for the stars to align, rearrange them yourself.
ReadingwithBane @ReadingwithB
0 Followers 5 Following Welcome back to the long-running 1990s TV Series “Reading With Bane”! • Tweets are transcripted versions of the VHS Tapes • Get ready to read w/your buddy Bane!
NWS Norman @NWSNorman
123K Followers 1K Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Norman, OK. Details: https://t.co/UYNNm0oNFG
VisitChickashaOk @VisitOk
100 Followers 112 Following What is there to do in Chickasha? Follow this account to find out. Everything Chickasha from events to food and more.
USAO Student Governme.. @usaosga
4 Followers 0 Following The official Twitter Account of the University of Science and Arts of Oklahoma Student Government Association.
The Accent @USAOtheAccent
13 Followers 13 Following The Accent is the Arts and Literature magazine for the University of Science and Arts of Oklahoma
pathological people p.. @laura_leisel
317 Followers 329 Following i’m fine with my spite and my tears
USAO World Thought @USAOWTC
169 Followers 37 Following
BlakeTheUnfortunate @BlakeTheUnfort1
5 Followers 53 Following
‧₊ ✜.Literally .. @LiterallyAU
40 Followers 91 Following Graphic Designer Demi/Bi she-they Don't wait for the stars to align, rearrange them yourself.
USAO Drovers @usaodrovers
2K Followers 1K Following For over a century, Oklahoma's only public liberal arts college has proudly had a ᴛʀᴀᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ!
idontdotweets @idontdotweets4
3 Followers 1 Following I only have this for a class. I honestly don't like it.
To our Science & Arts LGBTQIA+ students, faculty, staff and community members, please know you belong here, you are supported here and you are not alone. #HappyPrideMonth
Best. Feeling. Ever.
the weather went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper
Donda this, donda that. Donda esta el amor de mi vida??
prayers and good vibes for my fam would be much appreciated.
The wait is over! We are thrilled to re-introduce you to the University of Science & Arts of Oklahoma, but you can call us Science & Arts for short. Join us in celebrating this moment. youtu.be/jyxofHm9qKY
if i hear one more person say the r-word i’m going to scream.
In this installment of the 2021 USAO Student Showcase, Matthew Brooks proudly presents his research on the varying factors of voter participation. bit.ly/3d5woNg
professors who send passive aggressive emails should be fined
I miss the days of snow days and spring breaks.... :(
“Kneeling for a song is unpatriotic” shout the people storming our nation’s capitol while flying confederate flags.
@_mattstermind i am excited about this
@_mattstermind @USAOWTC this is my favorite tweet ever I think. Butler (and Irving Goffman) would be proud @USAOWTC #WTCGender
"WELCOME TO THE EVERYTHING IS BAD SITE, WHERE YOU COME TO BE ASSURED THAT EVERYTHING IS STILL BAD. IT IS. YOU CAN GO NOW OR STAY HERE FOR ANOTHER EIGHT HOURS, SCROLLING JUST TO BE SURE."
No one can control a room better than a college orientation leader
#WTCFrank1 Why doesn't Victor just make a baby with Elizabeth, the old fashioned way?
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