Axela @sh0otingBlanks
Need a place for me thots Joined February 2022-
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They can say what they want... our actions speak louder.
Ahh the satisfaction of ordering something you thought you had to have or die and then it not working and getting your monies back
guys in AA will share their most insightful thoughts on recovery in attempts to fuck every woman in the room meanwhile i’m just here trying to not die
nothing like accidentally sending porn to the wrong person
I would like to be in the witness protection program equivalent from people I’ve dated
My uncle just said if someone asks him for my hand in marriage he’s going to test him… “I’m gonna fart, and see if he passes the test” —-I’m like what test?!
Not 4 bitches naked I the jacuzzi and some random dude coming in the backyard to tell us he’s tomorrows housesitter… I was like are we about to die in this here jacuzzi 😭😭😭
I never realized how many accidental elbows to the face I get fucking with men over 6’2
Ur dad leaves one time, and ur entire adult dating life is an unsolved mystery.
Umm ln I did something and I turned into a square. Like I was the shape.
Wordle 282 X/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m upset so many words with that ending
I got sunburnt yesterday. Today it’s raining. Sure Jan.
What’s also bs about cooking is the fact I didn’t eat all day. I do all this kitchen labor and have absolutely no desire to eat what I have made.
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alexandria koulsoum @alexinwnderland
268 Followers 280 Following your friendly neighborhood tsundere | esports & gaming
She looks SOOO GOD DAMN GOOOD
this moment will forever be iconic LMAOOO😭😭😭
She saw the icarly cast
Everyone wake up there’s a new Emma Stone reaction clip #Oscars
Now that lady is sitting in the stadium sipping her drink acting like she ain’t just stress the whole world out
“Okay, they ready! Drop the new music.” — Beyoncé in a new #SuperBowl commercial for Verizon.
me going from couch nap to my actual bed
The internet looking for Béyonce’s “new music” after that Verizon commercial
The guy controlling the volume for Usher’s mic during the halftime show: #SuperBowl
Listen you see the way Jay Z stood on business about his wife? I love that. Idc if time passed. Make mention of the mess each and every time. A man.
I love Taylor Swift but she's the annoying person at the concert who won't sit down 🤣
Taylor Swift is the annoying award show guest who refuses to sit down for the entire show.
@Browns I’m ready to run through a wall!! LFG!! #DawgPound
They can say what they want... our actions speak louder.
If you need a smile.. 😊 Sound on
A recent visit to #NYC to see #Flaco allowed me to reflect back on some of the many incredible experiences I've had over the years looking for #Owls here in New Jersey. Music: "Time" - Hans Zimmer #birdcpp #Wildlife #Wildlifephotography #videography #centralpark #nature…
Worked out 5 days in a row for the first time in weeks. LETS GOOOOO
righteous gemstones deserves to be so much bigger than it is. that boy danny mcbride has once in a generation juice and he keeps delivering over and over and over
We really have to mentor kids next school year. This is truly awful and heartbreaking. Our littles need us!
don’t cancel me but i think it’s perfectly fine and good to meet up with someone for a quick coffee or a public place for a vibe check before deciding if you want to expend additional energy on them for a “real” date. having said that i am willing to marry a stranger in vegas
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