Seinfeld Quips @seinfeld_quips
Lines and quotes from Seinfeld. You know you love them. imdb.com/title/tt009890… USA Joined August 2009-
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“I don’t think you can return an item for spite.”
“Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony?”
G: “I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.” J: “Yeah, that’s what you did.”
J: “We could go to one of those cappuccino places. They let you just sit there.” E: “What are we gonna do there, talk?” J: “We could talk.” E: “I’ll go if I don’t have to talk.” J: “Then we’ll just sit there.”
“Oh it’s got cachet, baby! It’s got cachet up the ying-yang!”
"You have crossed the line between man and bum. You are now a bum."
"I met this lawyer,we went out to dinner,I had the lobster bisque,we went back to my place, yada, yada, yada, I never heard from him again."
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88 Followers 868 Following My opinions are my own and should not be construed as being supported, condoned, or affiliated with any other organization or entity
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@OKWildlifeDept When do I get money for my likeness being used?
My coworker wanted us to play some Christmas music so I put on the musical score to Die Hard. No regrets.
@seinfeld_quips Well then its bc I don’t want it. That’s why
@seinfeld_quips @KennyKott Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli
Me on Twitter not knowing what I'm doing cause I only come here when Instagram is down #instagramdown
@seinfeld_quips @LaurenLO113 I still yell this when ppl are talking passwords!! 🤣🤣🤣
@seinfeld_quips the line that divides man and bum ;-)
@seinfeld_quips My brother says I am like George Costanza. Is that good or bad??
@seinfeld_quips how could Jerry not say Hello !!!
@seinfeld_quips I thought it went " but you yada yada'd the best part"
@isabelochka @seinfeld_quips and you wanna be my latex salesman !
I can never get the package open in time. It's like Beat the Clock. #Seinfeld
Mahler symphony No 5 adiagietto pure beautiful #bliss absolutely spine tingling
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