Dan @scoff316
Crippling phobia of germs. Joined September 2010-
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RIP Droz "He's gonna...he's gonna...he's gonna puke!"
Thanks for all the likes and retweets for this. My elected representative in parliament has chosen to respond by blocking me. The Twitter equivalent of hiding in a fridge. Spineless. #ToryShambles #GeneralElection
Thanks for all the likes and retweets for this. My elected representative in parliament has chosen to respond by blocking me. The Twitter equivalent of hiding in a fridge. Spineless. #ToryShambles #GeneralElection https://t.co/Wc3osla2Sr
Worst Prime Minister ever. And there have been some serious contenders over the past few years.
ICONIC LINEUP. ICONIC.
Liz Truss reminds me of Philomena Cunk. She always looks so vacuous. Cunk would be a far better PM that that bewildered Thatcher tribute act.
It’s obvious Sunak and Javid are clearly saving their own skin. Completely forgetting everybody knows they’re both shithouses.
I had a quick go of Dall-E Mini last night. Christ knows why this search popped in my head. I blame Jameson.
Ed Davey doing his thing on TV banging on about ousting Johnson. Completely forgetting the Libs Dems did a great job helping these shithouses into power in the first place.
One thing that annoys the shite out if me is putting GATE at the end of random words. Watergate works because it is the name of a building where a scandal occurred. Partygate, beergate, HardKarlgate and whatevergate doesn’t.
You basically have free reign to run up to Jacob Rees-Mogg and hoof him right in the bollocks because, in perspective with the Ukraine war, that is a minor thing to happen. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
I sometimes need to remind myself I’m nearly 40, but this photo was too good for spot of immature defacing.
A proven way to know you are getting old is when you receive weekly emails about upcoming gigs and no longer have a clue who any of the bands or artists are.
That proboscis monkey looking shithouse fucker Putin never misses a photo op to make him look hard, eg standing on top of a tank in a vest or riding a horse topless. He should settle this once and for all by having a scrap with either Klitschko brother or Usyk.
Evelyn Aubin @aubi_evel
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Terrence @Ziggyboniek
251 Followers 226 Following
Eszter Lema @le_eszt
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Ida Dacy @DacyIda62041
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Madeleine Reitler @ReitMadelei
48 Followers 5K Following
Zelda Politte @ZelPolit
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Sam Dziuba @DziubaDzi
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Bobbie Haymaker @bobb_hayma
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Diedra Ardolino @ArdolinDied
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The Football Nest @TheFootballNest
2K Followers 2K Following Vintage and Retro Football Shirts | Buyer and Seller of all Football Shirts and Football Cards 🃏| Kanu shirt collector 👑
Andy @tifeuropa
388 Followers 370 Following
The Worry Book @TheWorryBook
31 Followers 181 Following A new Podcast coming on Wednesday 6th January 2021 (18:00 GMT) we worry about the big things and the little things, all for your amusement.
Awful Squad Numbers @ShouldBe1to11
3K Followers 789 Following Bringing you the worst travesties in football numbers from across the globe. Suggestions welcome! #Football #SquadNumbers
Ruined Football Shirt.. @ruinedshirts
19K Followers 732 Following The world of ruined football shirts.
Leigh Cockburn(Cocky) @cockburn31
309 Followers 2K Following love football(Liverpool and Barrow), horse racing,golf, most sports really, like having a drink, a bet and a laugh, thats it really!
Fash In The Attic @AtticFash
736 Followers 3K Following Reshaping the TV schedules! Pitching shows involving past/present footballers. Other sportspersons, personalities and politicians beware! Parody account. 😀
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve
426K Followers 29K Following Enquiries: [email protected] mailing list: https://t.co/RLUzvyVcee Support me: https://t.co/U09r4vQtnf Shop at website below xxx
Primitive Race @primitiverace
15K Followers 7K Following Primitive Race is an alt-rock project from the mind of @Kniker.
Nanna Adventures @NannaAdventures
5 Followers 76 Following ‘Respect your elders’ or alternatively, just set up a Twitter account to record some of their ‘words of wisdom’. #NannaAdventures
Azza the Gaffer @swarthmoorgaffa
39 Followers 152 Following Offical management account for "the greatest footballing mind since Brian Clough" (The Swarthmoor Star, 01/07/17 page 34, left side column) #realplayer
rikki gallacher @GallacherRikki
102 Followers 191 Following
Matchmakers Media @MatchmakersUK
4K Followers 5K Following EST 1966. 🕰 We don’t sponsor ⚽️ British football boot brand worn by Pele, George Best, Kevin Keegan and many more..
Tracey Hart @whine143
14 Followers 512 Following
Planet Mirth @ComedyCumbria
709 Followers 2K Following Comedy Club located at the Coronation Hall + Laurel & Hardy Museum + Roxy Cinema in Ulverston
Rosa PintoTapia @pintotapia3
12 Followers 410 Following
amy smith @amysmith1012
78 Followers 241 Following
Vix Butler @butler_vix
32 Followers 129 Following
Another Fine Fest @AnotherFineFest
1K Followers 984 Following 14 - 16 June 2024 | A free festival of music, comedy, street theatre & art, in celebration of Ulverston town & the birth of its most famous son, Stan Laurel
Clare @mrscp2011
10 Followers 112 Following
Mental Health @positivepagex
135 Followers 892 Following I suffer with severe Anxiety and Depression along with a Panic Disorder. My aim for this page is to spread positivity for anyone suffering with Mental Health.
Verena Diamond♡ @VerenaDiamond
103 Followers 589 Following
Keith @cli112001
2 Followers 43 Following
christian manson @chris123098
123 Followers 337 Following
Barrow Updates @BarrowUpdates
43 Followers 274 Following View here for Barrow AFC match updates and Match day news.
Luke Pos @Lukeypos
56 Followers 516 Following
Monster Monster @Monsterfest
238 Followers 342 Following MONSTER MONSTER = INDOOR FESTIVAL BEHAVIOUR
Marvellous Events @wearemarvellous
510 Followers 1K Following Party Planning, DJs, Singers and Event Managment. From Heroes to Princesses and everything in between.
Voice of the People @Voftheppl
42K Followers 16K Following
Andy For Mayor @TeamBurnhamGM
14K Followers 7K Following Promoted by Andy Smith on behalf of Andy Burnham, both at North West Labour Party, Suite 6b, Rutherford House, Warrington Road, Birchwood, WA3 6ZH
Local Labour @localforandy
197 Followers 585 Following Supporting Labour Councillors and activists across the country.
Cake or Death @RescueMyPets
98 Followers 1K Following Decide the fate of my pets! Tweet at me saying 'cake' or 'death'!
maryG @MGarganian
333 Followers 2K Following
Scarface @pootsie121165
963 Followers 3K Following Mancunia residing Red, love mountains, my family and cake. Peace and love unless you hold extreme views. Blocked by No Ansar, like Islam dislike Islamists.
Terrence @Ziggyboniek
251 Followers 226 Following
A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert
204K Followers 2K Following 80s/90s/00s footy nostalgia. On a YouTube odyssey for glorious goals & gaffes. Retro football writer. Bits & bobs of retro merch 👀⬇️
Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn
117K Followers 7K Following A one-man mission to break football down into its constituent parts
Andy @tifeuropa
388 Followers 370 Following
Bradford Bulls @OfficialBullsRL
39K Followers 450 Following The official Bradford Bulls Twitter feed, bringing you the latest news and views directly from Bartercard Odsal Stadium. - #TheStoryContinues in 2024.
twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy
563K Followers 67 Following LIVE Mon-Fri 09:30-13:30: https://t.co/VIuzqxS8ft | Insta: brianlimond
Ruined Football Shirt.. @ruinedshirts
19K Followers 732 Following The world of ruined football shirts.
Quickly Kevin @QuicklyKevin
28K Followers 655 Following A podcast mostly about 90s football. Hosted by @joshwiddicombe, @cjscull and @_Michael_Marden 📥 [email protected]
Leigh Cockburn(Cocky) @cockburn31
309 Followers 2K Following love football(Liverpool and Barrow), horse racing,golf, most sports really, like having a drink, a bet and a laugh, thats it really!
Primitive Race @primitiverace
15K Followers 7K Following Primitive Race is an alt-rock project from the mind of @Kniker.
helmetmusic @Helmetmusic
5K Followers 72 Following Two singles released on @earmusic from the upcoming Nov 10 release https://t.co/wDEB3M1PLf
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve
426K Followers 29K Following Enquiries: [email protected] mailing list: https://t.co/RLUzvyVcee Support me: https://t.co/U09r4vQtnf Shop at website below xxx
bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
1.2M Followers 204 Following in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
rikki gallacher @GallacherRikki
102 Followers 191 Following
mark hammond @Hammo1973
306 Followers 272 Following
amy smith @amysmith1012
78 Followers 241 Following
Vix Butler @butler_vix
32 Followers 129 Following
Another Fine Fest @AnotherFineFest
1K Followers 984 Following 14 - 16 June 2024 | A free festival of music, comedy, street theatre & art, in celebration of Ulverston town & the birth of its most famous son, Stan Laurel
Clare @mrscp2011
10 Followers 112 Following
Luke Pos @Lukeypos
56 Followers 516 Following
Monster Monster @Monsterfest
238 Followers 342 Following MONSTER MONSTER = INDOOR FESTIVAL BEHAVIOUR
Joan Cornellà @sirjoancornella
595K Followers 792 Following
Voice of the People @Voftheppl
42K Followers 16K Following
David Aspinwall @azy1982
11 Followers 49 Following
The Seer 2016 @BCsteeltown2014
498 Followers 762 Following A Big Country fan Account For all daily and up to date news of the band.Official twitter at @Bigcountryuk.
paul cleasby @paulcleasby
390 Followers 361 Following kirkby united fc groundsman and icon! basically karl pilkington without the round head
TheMooncats @themooncatsuk
335 Followers 570 Following Just a 4 piece band from a Northern seaside town #BarrowGrime
Anaäl tom Foojlery @Anaal_tom
5 Followers 7 Following Shentre-half with the Go Ahead Eagles of Deventer 1968-77, yesh, no?
Stephen Wicks 🇵�.. @StephenWicks83
1K Followers 5K Following
Mr. Whitefolks @OGEverlast
43K Followers 455 Following Martyr Inc. BOOKING: Val Wolfe [email protected] Management: [email protected] | 30 Years of Fine Malt Lyrics https://t.co/mVU5kTGD5q
rikki gallacher @rikkigall
109 Followers 222 Following
Rob Hill @RobHill_85
37 Followers 61 Following
G. Grant @Gavlaar586
111 Followers 578 Following
GAZZER @gazzerdj
5K Followers 48 Following 🎧🪐 Please send your promo and messages to [email protected]
Gregg Parsons @GreggParsons
156 Followers 717 Following
Craig Tomas Woodburn @cwtnfc
113 Followers 137 Following
Ryan Bradley @Ryan_bradley_
269 Followers 566 Following
Mark @todkill5
148 Followers 243 Following Mathematician. Footballer. Actually I'm neither of these anymore.
FredWestHam @Fred_West_Ham
186 Followers 231 Following Football team based in Barrow in Furness, Cumbria. #KeepTheFaith
Carl Dixon @carlosbigos
56 Followers 165 Following
Emma Ford @EmmaFord28
29 Followers 285 Following
Dan Atkinson @acki9
528 Followers 1K Following
Ste @Ste_Story
2K Followers 2K Following Registered Paramedic working in the North of England with special interests in Cardiology & Education 👨👩👧👦 ⚽ ⛰️ Freelance Digital Designer
Ste @StephenBenn
67 Followers 968 FollowingENI IS RIGHT BACK IN THE 70'S THERE WAS A GUY THAT USED TO GO WATCHING WIGAN ATHLETIC CALL BLADECOCK. HED ENTER GROUND SEMI NAKED AND ERECT WITH A KNIFE CELLOTAPED TO HIS WILBERFORCE. HE WOULD CHASE WOMAN AND AWAY FANS ROUND THE GROUND. HE NOW WORKS FOR THE SUPPORTERS CLUB.
Eni Aluko claims that stadiums are 'NOT safe for women' and questions why girls interested football would go anywhere near the sport after seeing the attacks she and others have suffered trib.al/hXZrr6G
30 years ago today, the 2nd series of Noel’s House Party ended and - this happened.
@gangrel13 Here he is @scoff316 pure Gangrelling the fuck out of stuff
@gangrel13 @scoff316 how well does Gangrel look here? 😍
Glad they’ve got their Norwich scarves on. That’ll show em
@scoff316 Was just waiting for “TEST . TEST. THIS IS A TEST. TEST. TEST. THIS IS A TEST”
@scoff316 Bloody shite. Need to redeem themselves and have a Monday round up of the Prem in Matt Le Tissier’s shed
When your survival instincts kick back in......
@scoff316 Give it to Mark Francois until the end of the season
@scoff316 Aye! They were ahead of the curve with Rolf Harris as well
Very kind of @MartinSLewis to personally email me to let me know I can earn €7k a day! Looks legit 🤨
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