Sarah Ottman @sarahlee434
Honesty is NOT a personality flaw. It is to be APPRECIATED!!! Got locked out of @TxCheesehead So we’re arguing under my actual self!! ⬆️ That’s Princess Randall Joined March 2010-
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Do I have “Please Fuck with me in the most ridiculous way possible” tattooed on my forehead today??
I’m sorry, I can’t come to the phone today, I’m up to my eyeballs in lyrics.
I’m sorry, I can’t come to the phone today, I’m up to my eyeballs in lyrics.
I hope nothing important happens today, there aren’t enough trending slots for anyone to notice anything else!
I hope nothing important happens today, there aren’t enough trending slots for anyone to notice anything else!
Spectacular thread in the lead up to Monday!
Really too bad Norm isn’t around to do OJ’s eulogy.
Really too bad Norm isn’t around to do OJ’s eulogy.
Here's 10+ minutes of Norm Macdonald shitting on OJ Simpson
A MeidasTouch Networker supporter named Laura asked I share the following message about the woman’s situation featured in President Biden’s new ad: “I miscarried and want to explain a bit more to help some people understand Amanda's situation. After a miscarriage, you have to…
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When you don’t want to get Covid from a petri dish of an airplane, but also really hate wearing a mask…
If the point of SOTU is to make the Republicans look like a donkeys ass, he nailed it!!
1/9 As medical and mental health professionals, the clinical evidence presented below has convinced us, with a high level of confidence, that Trump has "probable dementia." If you have the right letters after your name please sign chng.it/t9gs8TFXw7 Please read this whole…
Elijah Vue: Two Rivers boy still missing, 2 due in court. Not sure what will happen today, but they have been searching landfills for this sweet boy all weekend. 💔 #amberalert fox6now.com/news/elijah-vu…
PLEASE‼️It only takes one second to share this #missingperson case. The willing and able can make a difference! 💙❤️🧡💛 #AMBERAlert A Child Abduction Alert has been issued in Manitowoc County for #ElijahVue, 3. He was last seen on 2/20/2024 at 8:00 AM near 3900 Mishicot Rd in…
@costellojoseph_ @atrupar Well, Biden's got a lot of houses all over the place, but he refuses to sell me that 'get out of jail free' card.
Hey uh, San Antonio? Why TF is it only 38 degrees outside????
If your unshakable sources of truth are Donald Trump (assessed $500M+ for lying) and Fox News (assessed $700M+ for lying), you’re ass-first in the rabbit hole and knee deep in a cult.
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Happy birthday Mrs. Trump.
ed kelce wreaking havoc on instagram comment sections once again
On Stormy Daniels' story, Pecker reiterates that he did not want AMI to have anything to do with a "porn star."
"Unfortunately, they didn't laugh," Pecker recalled on Thursday, referring to the group's reaction to Trump's joke. But the jurors did — and the transcript recorded it: "(Whereupon, the jurors laugh.)"
@CortesSteve @seanspicer What is with MAGA and WANTING to live in a dictatorship? When did they start hating the Constitution? Complete immunity = autocracy
@marlene4719 @Mthinking2 Bang might be exaggeration at least according to stormy Daniels
@marlene4719 I'm surprised even Trump could say that Melania bit with a straight face.
@TChartSwift The next single is chosen 😭🤲🏻 and she cose well! ICDIWABH and guilty as sin? Will be next
Has anyone checked to see if Trump ever let Jeff Sessions out of his pocket?
@natsechobbyist @kylegriffin1 @HC_Richardson Keep this up and Kimmel will call on you to write for him.
@natsechobbyist @kylegriffin1 @HC_Richardson How'd they coax him out of the tree?
@kylegriffin1 @HC_Richardson Literally or figuratively?
@SarahHuckabee Oops! Today we found out that your lack of moral values while you were in the White House allowed you to participate in covering up Trump's extramarital affairs while taxpayers footed the bill. How cute. How ethical.
@SarahHuckabee The Mueller Report stated that Sarah Huckabee Sanders continually lied to the American people
@DanielLear22083 @SarahHuckabee Get your head out of your ass. Thats the right wing spin, not the truth. 2/3 of the dossier have been proven, the remaining 1/3 have not been disproven.
@DanielLear22083 @SarahHuckabee Because Barr invoked the OLC memo that prevented him from indicting Trump. Thats why he went to Congress and told them his hands were tied and THEY were the ones who needed to do something.
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