Ahoma Seksha @samsuth1
touch this skin darling, touch this skin honey, touch all of this skin, okay. they/them/ia pronoun.is/they/.../thems… Kulin Nation Joined June 2009-
Tweets105K
-
Followers1K
-
Following264
-
Likes37K
Apple gave me a promo code for $125 off a Mac after finally resolving an issue I’ve had for 3 years. But I can only redeem it over the phone and now they’ve gone and cancelled my order because they thought it was fraudulent and I have to wait to place it again 🙄
Too many things are $23 when they should be $5, max. We should kill someone over this.
Do swifties know what indie means???
What motivated you to stab your stepmother 16 times Ejerk? (TW if you open his tweet)
I’m still mad at how bad the vocal mix is
I’m still mad at how bad the vocal mix is
JoJo Siwa releases a song called “Karma” and 5 days later OJ Simpson dies. How many letters in Karma? 5. Merely a coincidence.. perhaps, but ask yourself what is OJ spelled backwards and doubled? Exactly… “JOJO.” 🤔🤔
BRO no way. I literally knew it. I’m like he had to tell SOMEONE but I didn’t think the family would tell other sources 😭 sanfranchronicle.com/oj-simpson-con…
I can’t breathe 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
it's crazy that Eerjk "The Knife" McRae hates transsexuals so much, given he's a dude who had an enormous personal revelation about himself and then picked a new name, which was just a normal name spelled weird. like that's what we do, man
Mōrena hits so hard
Me, a very smart business owner who thinks my business is dependent on ample car parking: "Hmm, I will open a location on Cuba Street"
Gays when they see a slow heterosexual walker
The film 101 Dalmatians takes place in London, where there are walkable communities. In the US, our shift towards car-centric planning has made it harder to see even one Dalmatian, let alone 101.
The film 101 Dalmatians takes place in London, where there are walkable communities. In the US, our shift towards car-centric planning has made it harder to see even one Dalmatian, let alone 101. https://t.co/waVu4Y6VC2
Boomers selling their homes for $2 million after buying them in 1969 for 7 raspberries
Christian Rika ⚡ @CrikaRika
3K Followers 2K Following 📱Digital Specialist. 🏳️🌈 Ngāpuhi, Te Arawa, Ngāti Porou. he/him 📸 Becki Moss 🇨🇦 Māori in TorontoRichard Hills @RichardHills_
26K Followers 7K Following Dad. Auckland Councillor - North Shore. Chair of the Planning, Environment and Parks Committee. Working to make our community & city better.Andrew Macfarlane @andrewmacfnz
5K Followers 2K Following Kiwi journalist in the Lucky Country. he/him [email protected]John N @johnage
2K Followers 667 Following Transit & Communications nerd from New Zealand, now in Canada. Pratiquer le français le plus rapidement possible. Tweets are my views. He/Him 🏳️🌈Miss Geena @MissGeenaX
4K Followers 906 Following The Delusional Pop Princess of New Zealand 🪩🎤 • I like Star Wars you have been warned 🤓god complex @leatualoa
31K Followers 2K Following Artist - 🇼🇸 Samoan, Pacific - art, sex, food, gym - 🌊🌺✨I should buy a diaryAlex @alex_chienne
706 Followers 518 Following Limp wrist, hair flick, creme de la creme 🏳️🌈 he/himtrash 👽 @hoygenius
655 Followers 1K Following💎 chad irl 🪩 @chadirl
2K Followers 779 Following🌈Femme Them🌈 @Catherine_andy
2K Followers 781 Following Tāmaki Makaurau, Pākehā 🌈 a Queer they/them 🌈 emo till I die. 💚💙❤️Warriors 4eva 💚💙❤️ disabled. my tweets are not endorsed by my employer. 🦻🏻🦻🏻🤙 Kaan @kaanivorous
1K Followers 2K Following He/Him. Te Arawa, Ngāpuhi, Te Rarawa. Designer at @Curative_NZ, creator of wholesome #Kaantent. Proud to be Māoriemmy rākete 🇵🇸 @cannibality
13K Followers 2K Following ☭ 31 ☭ Māori communist ☭ press spokes @againstprisons ☭ lecturer in Criminology @aucklanduni ☭ @kendra_c__ ❤️ ☭ opinions here are personal ☭🏳️⚧️ Core.. @ThisIsCorey
3K Followers 4K Following He/Him. Survivor of Childhood Sexual Abuse. I do talk about it here. PTSD and Depression. DM’s open. Other account @Really_Corey to explain things a bit more.Kieran @ItsKieranTime
5K Followers 850 Following LA-based miniature artist from Aotearoa 🇳🇿. Interests include Themed Entertainment, US Politics, LA, Urban Planning and Pop Culture.Ratu @Gratu09
48 Followers 96 FollowingEmaahi Manasseh @EmaahiM85541
36 Followers 660 FollowingEldon @Eldon1116517
14 Followers 161 Followinglinda woods @lindawoods91891
123 Followers 1K Following former supervisor in a drilling company hawaiiTory Collier @Tooory
970 Followers 3K Following | Return to Practice nurse | Actual Mermaid | AuDHDer | Capricorn | Wester | Advocate | CPTSD Survivor | Torys and TERFs; begone | Cha(complaintly)v | she/her |Wayne McDougall 🐀 @waynemcdougall
4K Followers 7K Following @[email protected] - New Zealand Christian male living in Auckland married to a wonderful gal with 3 children. b.322ppm. I am getting worse at chess.Lisa @rav_wolves
26 Followers 109 FollowingBRETT @ever2top
5K Followers 3K FollowingCr Shane Henderson @HendoWest
3K Followers 2K Following Auckland Councillor (@nzlabour - Waitākere) | Working for Westies | Probably the biggest Dragons fan in NZWill @LilWiilll
5K Followers 966 Following 24 / 🥝 in 🇦🇺 / Yall are all so hot 🥵 DMs Open Alt: @LittleAltANZReece ☺️ @reemor_
223 Followers 569 Following Your friendly neighbourhood gay 🏳️🌈🇳🇿 Mostly here for DR and Netball Twitter 😁Lloyd Burr @LloydBurr
8K Followers 4K Following Co-host of AM, former Euro Corre + political reporter for Newshub, former Today FM host. Email me: [email protected]Andrew @Aotearoa_Andrew
345 Followers 5K Following He/Him ♧ Tangata Tiriti ♧ WCC Youth Councilor ♧ Democratic Socialist ♧ ADHD ♧ Join your union https://t.co/5i5i03bDlPAlaa Essam @AlaaEssam_44
868 Followers 3K Following Member of Al-Rahma Charitable Society in Palestine. To help orphaned and poor children in the Gaza Strip, you can donate through the attached linkRyan Langford @RyanLangfordnz
78 Followers 1K Following Auckland. Samantha in the streets, Samantha in the sheets.Paul @PaulStu23649149
546 Followers 4K Following laid back gay guy who loves twinks and hairy boys, live in Glasgow so dm me if u boys want to have funTim Matthies @TimMatthies1
1K Followers 4K Following I'm Director of Artist Planning for Queensland Symphony Orchestra, an orchestra that performs for everyone and is powered by music. I also enjoy a good red.my router was STINKY @nz_liam
993 Followers 982 Following Internet Plumber, He / Him / Mow, Opinions Are My Own, Pusheen Ops by night 🏳️🌈 - Now available in Pink! @[email protected]Victoria Grayling @vicgrayling
122 Followers 320 FollowingΑggelos likoudis @hBzFVkoBfSdcpAk
1K Followers 4K Following Ψάχνω άτομα έως 35 χ και από τα δύο φύλλα.Walt @Wal22796657
0 Followers 803 FollowingSam Gordon 🏳️.. @samthezooman
267 Followers 984 Following Zoo Keeper, Music Nerd, Wannabe Composer he/him 🦧🐒🎭🎶😋🏳️🌈Matthew Davies @Matthew40090180
3K Followers 5K Following I love/hate American politics,it's compelling viewing from a safe distance,I have no dog in the fight but root for democrats,it's as simple as good over evil.🍞 @Breadetarian
335 Followers 1K Following Formless simulacrum studying Philosophy and Computer Science. I 💚 wetlands. Kāi Tahu | Nonbinary - They/them/bread 🍞🍄 🌞🌙🌟🏴🚩🏳️🌈Luc Shorter @LucShorter
238 Followers 577 FollowingKitNZ- woke means bei.. @Kitcatclaws
2K Followers 1K Following Left leaning Kiwi/Scouser. NO RWNJ, anti vaxxers, sexists, racists, terfs, MAGA. Abortion is healthcare. CIS She/Her. Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. Lots of typos.FAF SWAG @FAFSWAG
4K Followers 2K Following NZ Arts Laureates & Queer Indigenous, Interdisciplinary Arts Collective from the Moana, based in Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa, NZ https://t.co/AS228HWH5kBill 🇺🇦 @torath69or
775 Followers 2K Following Gay. Pronouns are He/Him/His. Living in Southern Oregon. Proud Ravenclaw. Huge Portland Timbers, Las Vegas Raiders, and University of Oregon Ducks fan.Jake Law @therealjakelaw
2K Followers 1K Following Hibiscus and Bays Local Board Member. Community, light rail, climate, support local! 🇹🇴🏳️🌈🇳🇿Jake1952 @Jake19522
115 Followers 2K FollowingDavidApple🌹 @appleqwerty
1K Followers 4K Following Retweets don't mean I agree with them - might just be funny - or not. Free Assange, socialism or better still, mutualism & oh don't take yourself too seriously.Indiana Williams @officially_indi
104 Followers 393 Following 🇦🇺🇺🇸I write pop songs about pretty boys ❤️🔥 and you should listen below 👇🏽Glen Bennett @bennett4np
746 Followers 946 Following Labour Party Candidate for New Plymouth | Authorised by Rob Salmond | 187 Featherston St, Wellingtontorijane @seasoakedheart
170 Followers 2K Following gemini bitch | tainui | fluffy socks enthusiast she/her making spotify playlists like it's my jobnava @naomirachel_nz
45 Followers 862 FollowingLachlan @Lachlan07764628
48 Followers 332 FollowingSeb James @eihowaatua
636 Followers 5K FollowingChristian Rika ⚡ @CrikaRika
3K Followers 2K Following 📱Digital Specialist. 🏳️🌈 Ngāpuhi, Te Arawa, Ngāti Porou. he/him 📸 Becki Moss 🇨🇦 Māori in TorontoMorgan Godfery @MorganGodfery
38K Followers 2K Following Te ao Māori editor at @MetroMagNZ. Columnist at @stuff_nz and @guardian. Te Pahipoto (Ngāti Awa), Sāmoa.Richard Hills @RichardHills_
26K Followers 7K Following Dad. Auckland Councillor - North Shore. Chair of the Planning, Environment and Parks Committee. Working to make our community & city better.John N @johnage
2K Followers 667 Following Transit & Communications nerd from New Zealand, now in Canada. Pratiquer le français le plus rapidement possible. Tweets are my views. He/Him 🏳️🌈Miss Geena @MissGeenaX
4K Followers 906 Following The Delusional Pop Princess of New Zealand 🪩🎤 • I like Star Wars you have been warned 🤓god complex @leatualoa
31K Followers 2K Following Artist - 🇼🇸 Samoan, Pacific - art, sex, food, gym - 🌊🌺✨I should buy a diaryAlex @alex_chienne
706 Followers 518 Following Limp wrist, hair flick, creme de la creme 🏳️🌈 he/himtrash 👽 @hoygenius
655 Followers 1K Following💎 chad irl 🪩 @chadirl
2K Followers 779 Following🌈Femme Them🌈 @Catherine_andy
2K Followers 781 Following Tāmaki Makaurau, Pākehā 🌈 a Queer they/them 🌈 emo till I die. 💚💙❤️Warriors 4eva 💚💙❤️ disabled. my tweets are not endorsed by my employer. 🦻🏻🦻🏻🤙 Kaan @kaanivorous
1K Followers 2K Following He/Him. Te Arawa, Ngāpuhi, Te Rarawa. Designer at @Curative_NZ, creator of wholesome #Kaantent. Proud to be Māoriemmy rākete 🇵🇸 @cannibality
13K Followers 2K Following ☭ 31 ☭ Māori communist ☭ press spokes @againstprisons ☭ lecturer in Criminology @aucklanduni ☭ @kendra_c__ ❤️ ☭ opinions here are personal ☭🏳️⚧️ Core.. @ThisIsCorey
3K Followers 4K Following He/Him. Survivor of Childhood Sexual Abuse. I do talk about it here. PTSD and Depression. DM’s open. Other account @Really_Corey to explain things a bit more.Kieran @ItsKieranTime
5K Followers 850 Following LA-based miniature artist from Aotearoa 🇳🇿. Interests include Themed Entertainment, US Politics, LA, Urban Planning and Pop Culture.Lisa @rav_wolves
26 Followers 109 FollowingJan Logie @janlogie
10K Followers 427 Following Green Party MP, spokesperson for Public Services, workplace relations , ACC... & 🌈Authorised by: M Ross, Level 5, 108 The Terrace, WellingtonThorne Harbour Health @ThorneHarbour
5K Followers 797 Following Our Vision: a healthy future for our sex, sexuality and gender diverse communities — a future without HIV, where all people live with dignity and wellbeing.Julie Fairey @juliefairey
7K Followers 2K Following Love AKL, left, social justice, Albert-Eden-Puketāpapa, red/green, double decker nerd, Little Libraries, she/her. Authorised by R Gallagher, 15TorranceStGeordie Rogers @grogersxyz
2K Followers 842 Following Councillor for the Pukehīnau/Lambton Ward | Auth: M Ross, 5/108 The Terrace, WGNBernard Hickey @bernardchickey
39K Followers 7K Following I write and speak independently about economics, business, investing and politics. Get my subscription news email here https://t.co/qhfT0iMgWQJo Bartley @jobartleynz
3K Followers 793 Following Akld Councillor, proud 2 rep Maungakiekie Tamaki,cool Aunty, PI woman proud, all 4 community.FAF SWAG @FAFSWAG
4K Followers 2K Following NZ Arts Laureates & Queer Indigenous, Interdisciplinary Arts Collective from the Moana, based in Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa, NZ https://t.co/AS228HWH5kmy router was STINKY @nz_liam
993 Followers 982 Following Internet Plumber, He / Him / Mow, Opinions Are My Own, Pusheen Ops by night 🏳️🌈 - Now available in Pink! @[email protected]Rawiri Waititi MP @Rawiri_Waititi
10K Followers 268 Following ✊🏾 MP for Waiariki & Māori Party co-leader. Father, husband, son, brother, cuzzy & mate. Auth by R Waititi, Parliament Buildings, WLG.Pippa Coom @pippacoom
4K Followers 3K Following Former Councillor @AKLcouncil, Waitematā & Gulf ward representing central Auckland and the gulf islands | Former co-chair, Hauraki Gulf ForumJordan 🌱🍉 @jordanbackstage
540 Followers 2K Following Tangata Tiriti, pākehā, theatre + pols dandy. he/they 📸 @dstgeorgephoto, martynpepperell 💫 LIVEABLE INCOMES FOR ALL 💫 views my own 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸@radhikalism@mastodon.. @radhikalism
634 Followers 2K Following @[email protected] https://t.co/KL48krJpNH https://t.co/oZslbqQkDWBhen @BhenElliott
448 Followers 442 Following Co-chair @aucklandpride | Just doing my best | Fabriqué en Nouvelle Zélande | 🏳️🌈Coalition For More Ho.. @morehomesnz
2K Followers 570 Following We are a group of citizens and organisations calling for more quality homes near transit, amenities & jobs for a more equitable, sustainable future.Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild
619K Followers 10 Following join the zillionaires 🏡. email me wild homes: [email protected]. Subscribe to the Zillow Gone Wild newsletter to never miss a wild home 👇Kelly 🌸 @kellableeping
446 Followers 304 Following Professional arts enthusiast at @michaelcassel / formerly @elephantprNZ, casually professional queer & aspiring professional Harry Styles fanJoel MacManus @JoelMacManus
3K Followers 1K Following Wellington Editor of The Spinoff [email protected]sore morning noonan n.. @morningnoonan
421 Followers 631 Following disabled, tired. my thoughts are not that of my employer.scoot! @ScootFoundation
5K Followers 2K Following who funds the scoot foundation? aspiring tunnel boring machine ownerTaitoa Wihone - Free .. @Taitoa_Wihone
6K Followers 905 Following Tūhoe, Te Rarawa, Ngāpuhi. Ōku whakaaro anake, ehara nō tāku mahi. he/him/iaJeremy Hansen @_jeremyhansen
4K Followers 2K Following I work on arts and culture projects at Britomart, podcast about architecture and urbanism on @76smallrooms and help out at @samesamebutdnz1 fest. He/him.💀 @tomriddle666
168 Followers 360 FollowingDire Housing @direhousing
1K Followers 0 Following you expect me to live in that? (a housing and health researcher who likes to scream about bad housing. DM me your worst finds)BQCXNT🩷 @lilhoneycxnt
655 Followers 313 FollowingN.E.R.D @anonahmus
7K Followers 141 Following🏳️⚧️Maram.. @MaramaDavidson
35K Followers 5K Following She/her/ia @NZGreens Co-leader based in Manurewa. Minister. Indigenous to Aotearoa. Authorised by Miriam Ross, Level 5, 108 The Terrace, Wellington.Chlöe Swarbrick @_chloeswarbrick
66K Followers 3K Following @NZGreens Co-Leader, Auckland Central MP. Big fan of people and planet. Auth by Miriam Ross, Level 5, 108 The Terrace WLGbloody mere @bionicanteven
554 Followers 738 Following | Takatāpui | Ngāti Whatua | Ngāti Porou | Fale Ula | Vava’u Neiafu | She/HersBaby @Jaycee_babes
2K Followers 1K Following Indigenous story teller | Interdisciplinary creative artist | Soccer Mom to House of IMANDakotaJohnsonOfficial @itsstupidluv
596 Followers 457 Followinglala 💕 @lalal00psy_
296 Followers 311 Following aotearoa | they/she | ballroom bb coven-aucoin | drag queer 🪩🍒Olly @ollyy22
297 Followers 535 FollowingLinus @star_tr3k
9 Followers 17 Following Lieutenant junior grade Saurian Starfleet sciences division officer, serving aboard the USS Discovery in 2257.Ricardo Menéndez @RMarchNZ
10K Followers 2K Following @nzgreens MP. Climate & economic justice yarns 🍉 Auth’d by M Ross, L5, 108 The Terrace, WLG. he/him@bloodylikeabody @MaddyMorphosis shein halsey, put some respect on her name
The waters haven’t been safe since Americans found out a group of fish is called a school
A Dead dolphin with multiple bullet holes was found in Louisiana. The Feds are offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to a conviction
@juliabeatrzzzzz All this at a cafe in the middle of day….
the caption is taking me out 😭😭😭
@RandomKiwiNZ Amanda is the ultimate Alpha Trad Wife with the muscles to beat off any others suggesting tea and scone kept women meetings
why’d they eat her up LMAOOOOOO
I have a lovely friend who reached out to wikipedia for me and they said this, very disappointing when they have pages for the dumbest things. @Wikipedia
fellas is it woke to not die from cardiac arrest
@iiimnotahoe @allypallyxcx they should lock you under the jail
But… how are they so busy when no one can park out front?
SYDNEY | When I first moved to Sydney in 2012, the section of George Street between Wynyard and Martin Place was a dead zone, particularly after hours and on weekends. Now it’s one of the busiest parts of the city centre, particularly after hours and on weekends!
Ppl on Twitter: if you look at the left corner of his eye the iris diverges and also the light pattern is not consistent. This is AI. Ppl on Facebook after seeing a pitbull praying at church with wings: Amen 🙏 how do you train your dog to do this send advise 🕊
how can a person this sauceless be one of the biggest stars in the world? i just can’t comprehend it
This her practicing her whipping skills before she go back to 1830s.
"look between h and p on your keyb-"
Katy Perry every time she makes a decision about her career:
@Newyorkist I’m being serious how can I Venmo the Bonk Bonk guy? or this student group?
is he cringe? yes, sometimes. but you know what, i do appreciate that he talks about *actual* gay topics and not just the sanitized “love is love” bs we have to feed the straights in the name of respectability politics
@PicturesFoIder Colour me disappointed that two hulk like women did not flip a man's car onto its roof by hand because that's what I came here for.
Swifties pretending to like Taylor Swift's new album
why does she look like she’s about to beef with charli xcx over a few lemons
Zendaya for ‘CHALLENGERS’ press