AYOMIDE SAMUEL ADETUNJI @sam_aydev

@DevHubFusionX adetunjisamuel.com github.com/sam-aydev

i don't care which one you use, but if you mix them in the same query, you are a psychopath. pick a side.

client: 'we need real-time streaming analytics.' me: 'okay, that will cost $5k/month in infrastructure.' client: 'okay actually a daily email is fine.' every. single. time.

date formats i have seen this week: - YYYY-MM-DD (blessed) - DD/MM/YYYY (acceptable) - MM-DD-YY (why) - Jan 1st, two thousand twenty four' (who hurt you?) send help.

data scientists: I built a model that predicts the future! 🔮 data engineers: cool, i spent 3 days cleaning the garbage data you used to train it so it doesn't predict that dogs can fly. you're welcome.

there are two types of pain in this world: - physical pain. - finding a NULL value in the Primary Key column after the pipeline ran for 6 hours. i prefer physical pain.

if i see one more 'database' that is actually just a 50MB excel sheet with merged cells and color-coding... i am going to unplug the server and walk into the ocean. 🌊 stop doing this.

my code during the interview: ✅ clean ✅ commented ✅ o(n) complexity my code in production: ❌ // do not touch this or the app dies ❌ nested try-catch blocks ❌ variable named 'data2_final_final'

deploying to production on a friday afternoon is not 'brave'. it is a cry for help. see you all on monday (if i still have a job).

designer: can you make this pixel bounce 0.3s faster and change hex code by 1 shade? me: sure. changes absolutely nothing designer: perfect! exactly what i wanted. the illusion of choice. 🪄

frontend devs be like: 'i don't do backend.' also frontend devs: writes next.js api routes connects to supabase configures edge functions manages auth brother, you ARE the backend.

youtube tutorial: 'build a netflix clone in 10 minutes!' 🚀 me 10 minutes in: 'npm install failed.' 'dependency conflict.' 'my computer is overheating.' 'i am crying.'

centering a div in 2026: display: flex; justify-content: center; align-items: center; pray to the tech gods 🙏 it's still 2px to the left. i am tired.

@Adeyemi_Bhowlu Well done boss

Remember the good old days when 'Frontend' just meant index.html, style.css, and a dream? 😌 Now I need to understand hydration boundaries, edge runtime, server vs. client components, and 5 different caching layers just to render a navbar.

Building lowurl.in, a tool to shorten & track links like a pro! 🚀 Just added custom branding—your links, your style. Testing it now, feedback welcome! DM me or try it free: lolr.in/us. #buildinpublic #SaaS #linkshortener

✅ Google OAuth is now live on lowurl! Built with Supabase + Next.js App Router. Smooth auth = better UX. Now looking for early users 👉 lowurl.in #Nextjs #Supabase #BuildInPublic

No users yet. Still shipping like someone’s watching every move. Today: Google OAuth added. Tomorrow: maybe a user 😅 lowurl.in #SaaSDev #IndieDev #Nextjs

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