x-rated kissing machine. @runlikeafool
blood, sweat, and Fear Street. Ottawa, Ontario Joined July 2017-
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@shipleytweets Theo was calling the hot dogs on the grill glizzys, I thought he was having a stroke.
@bjoedoucet Fuck - I’ve been using a game boy all this time..
@bjoedoucet Yes! Actually. I checked with others.
@flattery_sucks Not gonna lie, maple c*nt is both over the top and pretty hilarious
38 years old and I just hid some Swedish berries in my jammie pockets to sneak eat after bedtime
planning a “biscuits and booze” theme party. Pairing sweet and savoury biscuits with complementary alcoholic drinks. Fucking brilliant if you ask me.
@kerrywcampbell @vinniegutz the dr is in...good condition to be drank
@kerrywcampbell I’ll ask him to check the Dr Pepper haha. The darker pops seemed to fair out much better!
Super pumped to be driving for 13hrs straight while my uterus shreds itself. Quite pleased.
In Canada, shouldn’t we be saying “kraft dinner in a pot” #WAP 🤔
Celebrated my nephews birthday today. Drinks, dips, hot tub..damn 7yr olds have more hip parties than I do at 37.
@jon_gillis I think my husband has been sleeping out there, haven’t seen much of him since quarantine ended. I’m ok with that.
@RoughChopOttawa Incredible
parenting tip: When you make a snack for yourself, make twice as much as you actually want, as your child will inevitably throw back in your face all the “sharing is caring” BS until they have cleared your plate. #lessonlearnedthehardway #stillhungry
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Kelly @Kehlee_
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Kelly @Kehlee_
945 Followers 939 Following I save licorice gummies and jelly beans for @MattEffinTurner Cover photo by @isaaams !
Cory G @CoryGavin
192 Followers 382 Following Dad and Graphic Designer from the booming metropolis of Crapaud, Prince Edward Island.
Taylor 💀Always Nev... @flattery_sucks
758 Followers 1K Following Stand Up Comedian, Stay at Home Uncle, crying in Food Courts from sea to shining sea (he/him)
🏳️🌈Adam Dr... @AdamandPeeve
2K Followers 2K Following . Dad and oyster farmer . “Every day above the sod, is a good day. PEI 🇨🇦 Aquila non captat muscas
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Zellers | Truly Canad... @TheZellersStore
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