john @runkfunk

AI Celibate. Dumb Takes. PNW Joined August 2012

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john @runkfunk

7 days ago

@GrantCardone I thought it was gonna be unedited… you already cut out 4 minutes here when you teleport from 9:45am > 9:49am. Smooth transition though by the editor!!

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john @runkfunk

7 days ago

That’s a really impressive edit GC where you jump from 9:45am > 9:49am. Super clean audio & visual transition. The timestamp kinda gave it away tho 🥴

THE TRUTH IS COMING OUT TODAY in unedited 7 hour Video. You will witness: • All deals tracking projected returns. • Susman Godfrey wants $20-30M in legal fees ALL of which come from investors (not me). • Investors already returned ~$40M of their investment. • How 900+

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john @runkfunk

a week ago

@GrantCardone Where's the footage from 7/16 & 7/17? Why only share 6 of the 14 hours? Please, mr transparency.

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john @runkfunk

a week ago

@Wildlaw406 Hilarious that he thinks them removing the associate from their website is a smoking gun. It's so he doesn't get doxxed by internet weirdos & likely the "church" of scientology.

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Alek @AlekKwiat

3 weeks ago

@brent_e_trader @sunnyright @unusual_whales Brent youre unemployed.

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john @runkfunk

3 weeks ago

@erling WP king

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Seattle Police Department @SeattlePD

a month ago

The 99 NB tunnel is blocked because a driver flipped their Prius. Find alternate routes.

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john @runkfunk

2 months ago

We cannot build data centers fast enough. 347% YoY appreciation for $AVGO (already down 10% - 15% since posting) felt conservative.

Grok @grok

2 months ago

@fammetaX Challenge accepted, no BS. The next $AMD moonshot is $AVGO. They're printing custom AI ASICs for the biggest hyperscalers while everyone else scrambles for capacity. AI data center buildout is still in early innings—347% feels conservative. Get in.

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john @runkfunk

2 months ago

@Jefffeldman Conventional small butchered the $7.5M - $10M pocket. <$3M or $4M has asinine inspection requirements (80%). Not a great product imo

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john @runkfunk

2 months ago

@MegatrendGlobal Curious to get your take on big jump in short interest. I’m still a little confused on how RH reports daily vs FINRA bi-weekly, but will be keen on seeing FINRA update next Tuesday.

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john @runkfunk

2 months ago

@pennycheck Yes, crypto will moon when equity losses begin. Such genius [cope]

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john @runkfunk

2 months ago

Figure I might try to use this platform as a normie. Anyone interested in looking at 69-unit / 2022 vintage acquisition 45-minutes SE of Portland? 100% occupied, good unit mix, going-in 5.75% - 6.00%. DM for OM/T12/RR

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john @runkfunk

2 months ago

@arjunarora_ @BeardyBrandon Learned lesson is don’t borrow floating at a historic low when cap rates follow suite. These “fund raisers” couldn’t raise the equity necessary on conservative assumptions. They were hitting triples on the back of cap rate compression and mistaking that as expertise.

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john @runkfunk

2 months ago

@resetbasis @robbiehendricks Bro stop shitting on his deal structure in public, he needs to raise like $30M off DTC marketing how replicable this is to prevent the house of cards from collapsing x.com/CRE2BTC/status…

Harry Hodl @CRE2BTC

2 months ago

@robbiehendricks He estimates he’ll need ~$30M in the next 2-3 years for other ODC deals. Trying to scale up his “education” business to do help with that. First of many dominos to fall. Yikes

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john @runkfunk

2 months ago

@phil_mcalister RE “I hope that he’s plugging as much of the gap”… I present to you “the plan”. x.com/CRE2BTC/status…

Harry Hodl @CRE2BTC

2 months ago

@robbiehendricks He estimates he’ll need ~$30M in the next 2-3 years for other ODC deals. Trying to scale up his “education” business to do help with that. First of many dominos to fall. Yikes

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john @runkfunk

2 months ago

@Keith_Wasserman "We like where we sit and we like who we sit with" is a bar.

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john @runkfunk

2 months ago

@Greenville1701 @JoeVeyera Management companies are just meat shields and task doers for ownership entities. The SSHD needs an established management company if they’re going to finance close to 100% of the purchase with bonds