Ryan Mortenson @rtmorte
Chicago, IL Joined March 2011-
Tweets7K
-
Followers226
-
Following1K
-
Likes2K
🚨FREE STUFF🚨 GIVING AWAY A SHIRT FOR EVERY RUN SCORED TONIGHT REGARDLESS OF TEAM! WILL DONATE $17 TO @MakeAWishWI FOR EVERY WINNER. TO ENTER: QUOTE TWEET #CringeForACause
17
18
146
31K
1
@espn @mck_devin always a serious topic with one isolated piece of equipment as the article photo
@madconroy9 I fully agree with you about the AI fruits on all fronts but it was just nice to hear I’m not alone The banana works so hard at the construction site and his strawberry is such such a superficial bitch :(
@obvious_shirts Careful! That idea is probably get stolen too!!
Thanks McCasshats
I can see the Hammond skyline from my seat - cream
Objectively hilarious
Nothing like a little irony here in Iowa. In a game built, in part, around the story of Shoeless Joe Jackson and his second chance after being banned as part of the Black Sox scandal, there are gambling ads in each outfield corner.
@Michael_Cerami Just switch the Brewers to a ‘medium opponent’ - problem solved
@BarstoolBigCat Same people who cross a rushing river in December to make it to the stadium from the parking lot btw
@therealburns3 And it’s like 45 mins of actual practice outside of stretches and shit
@ProFootballTake @PlayBracco Were you repeatedly dropped on your head as a child?
This novelty concession fad has officially gotten out of hand. I do not want to shove my face into a raccoon tail to drink from a garbage can.
The specialty cocktail being served at T-Mobile Park tonight for the @Mariners Jimothy Night It's called the Trash Panda
Worst blisters I’ve ever had in my entire life. Had these exact Knicks colored ones too.
New York Knicks guard Stephon Marbury is launching a new shoe brand. Marbury wants to offer high-quality, inexpensive shoes to future generations of kids and basketball players. The Starbury shoes will retail at just $14.98 and hit shelves sometime next month.
Uh….are we sure we’re still cool with helicopters?
Air Force Bron: LeBron is apparently going to live In NYC and commute to Philly everyday by helicopter
What would an NFL Blitz style fifa game look like?
@StevenCheah You let your kid choose to play as the Cardinals? Calling DCFS as we speak
If you’re already done for the next game at least get your moneys worth and throw some punches at the flopping clown who got you kicked out
⊹ maddie 🌷 🍓 @m4dd133_bl00m
36 Followers 1K Following delulu is my solulu 💋 slide in and ill follow u back 💕 follow me pls
Lauren Bretz @LaurenBretz87
10 Followers 776 Following
Amy 🔥 Bliss @amyb7830df
21 Followers 732 Following you'll stay dripping 💦 watch my main: @amyblissxo
Hermosa Ruby @iicinebuddies
275 Followers 1K Following
Rushford Jennifer @jennifer9584
26 Followers 2K Following Actress🎥/Tv Digital Multimedia Creative Producer 🎬Los Angeles📍 DONT DIM YOUR LIGHT FOR ANYONE ✨ "God first" [email protected]
Kayla Goff @dkgoff55
217 Followers 739 Following am all about Jesus, AEW and the SEC, LSU fan(Geaux Tigers), love babyfaces, don't care at all how a heel wrestles, I can't root for them until they turn face
Lilian Stewart @lilianstewart39
8K Followers 7K Following It's gonna be a shitshow! Thanks for all the love, y'all! 🥰 Golf ⛳️
sherif Gabriel fire w... @BearstownSox35
3K Followers 2K Following Die hard white sox fan and bearsfan 2018 @NBCSBeerMoney Champion kelly h.s grad 108er sox season ticket hold
anon22 @haileyqtprxttys
20 Followers 96 Following
Catherine @mango770880
586 Followers 478 Following Don’t compete or scramble; stay calm and composed. Do what you love and walk the path you’ve chosen. No matter how complex the world may be, keep your heart cle
Charlotte Flair @Charlotte068589
25 Followers 763 Following Top Girl. Diamonds are forever. 14x World champion. ps I hope you feel beautiful today 🦋….Fans page
Henry @Coachmariio
49 Followers 2K Following I’m a power ball winner of $390.7m,I’m this medium to appreciate the society by giving out $3500 each to my first 5k followers & poor/needy
Amalia Lilliana @AmaliaLill42659
0 Followers 51 Following
Norah smith @smith_nora42696
104 Followers 5K Following I'm very loyal and honest person and I like fishing
Micheal Kathleen @KathleenMi18806
100 Followers 5K Following
Evan Doris @evankate272
899 Followers 7K Following I’m a caring and honest billionaire, just here to help people randomly on here
Iwuijal @Iwuijal47346
122 Followers 2K Following
Leilani Jones @LeilaniJon90377
3 Followers 331 Following
Lucy Smith @SmithLucy83209
40 Followers 578 Following
Mia Johnson @MiaJohnson83667
37 Followers 501 Following
Anna Williams @AnnaWil66565728
32 Followers 316 Following
Clara Smith @ClaraSmith86044
40 Followers 261 Following
Christie Boy @boy_christ79280
281 Followers 4K Following John 3:16…This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us. And we ought to lay down our lives for our brothers and sisters.❤️✝️
Deborah Hudson @loverofcat56789
41 Followers 2K Following Nothing much to say than believing in yourself always
Brenda K. Skinner @cabsyagay
146 Followers 5K Following Feel free to share more about yourself if you’d like! 👍 💃
Jourui @Jourui967615
39 Followers 1K Following
Sesoo @SesooZyQ2i
27 Followers 1K Following
Noaquut @NoaquutBSw
77 Followers 2K Following
Deyraez @Deyraezeb7EPGX
24 Followers 1K Following
Tareches @TarechesZ3e0iL
57 Followers 2K Following
Titorh @TitorhcRLzE
28 Followers 1K Following
Jaye Cane @JayecaneO11
211 Followers 5K Following 10M streams! 22M YouTube audience https://t.co/sQwbczZJUu View more
MLB Hoopgrids @mlbhoopgrids
2K Followers 264 Following Play The New MLB Grid from https://t.co/C4B9cybaw7 👇👇 https://t.co/Q79QWoIcNn
Adam Garff @AdamGarff
71 Followers 90 Following
20 Years Ago Sports @20YearsAgoSport
442K Followers 2K Following Live tweets from what is happening in sports on this day 20 years ago
This Week In ArenaBal... @WeekInArenaBall
575 Followers 373 Following Known retweeter of @af1football, and @NLL, @FirebirdsAF1/@AlbFireWolves Superfan. Ari Wolfe enjoyer, barely a reporter. Runs @OfficialAFL Est. 2021
New Ryan Field @NewRyanField
1K Followers 5 Following The official account of New Ryan Field, Chicago's new Big Ten Stadium | Designed and Developed by Ryan Sports | Home of @NUFBFamily
insane facebook marke... @insanemrktplace
119K Followers 1 Following the most insane things from Facebook marketplace. DMs open!! sign up for my newsletter 👇
MikeyBets @RealMikeyBets
25K Followers 1K Following Chicago Meatball || Bulls || Bears || @Barstoolsports || Fleming Enterprises || Host of Shrinkage
sherif Gabriel fire w... @BearstownSox35
3K Followers 2K Following Die hard white sox fan and bearsfan 2018 @NBCSBeerMoney Champion kelly h.s grad 108er sox season ticket hold
ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke
1K Followers 991 Following Great Lakes/Great Escapes | Lifetime 180s: 1 |#LongLiveParksideRugby
erin🌻 @fitzy_erin
2K Followers 2K Following 11•2•16 The day we went all the way always supporting Anthony Rizzo 🖤🤍 Cubs/ Yankees Kyle Schwarber and Jorge Soler #NextStartsHere
I’d Rather Be At Wr... @IndyJaws1
297 Followers 442 Following Proud Section 503 #BleacherBum STH and #IU grad. Strong believer in double-spacing after a period and Oxford comma. Love bourbon and Cubs more than you. #CHD❤️
Eric Abneri @thefrownyface
1K Followers 5K Following Traveller, collector, helpless Mets fan, EHA Collectibles, H2P!
Texas Roadhouse @texasroadhouse
105K Followers 25K Following Made-From-Scratch Food, Made-From-Scratch Tweets. The best cost-performance steak.
Shermann Dilla Thomas @6figga_dilla
47K Followers 1K Following *Husband *Father *Chicago Historian *You Don’t Know Chi on YouTube. https://t.co/gAAHui6UHx **ΩΨΦ* email: [email protected]
Tab Bamford @The1Tab
48K Followers 6K Following Member, @thePHWA - Lead #Blackhawks writer - @BleacherNation 🏒 Columnist - @TheFourthPeriod 🏒 Award-eligible Author.
No Context Uniform Re... @nocontextunis
31K Followers 13 Following A love letter to the weird world of College Football uniform reveals. DM’s open for submissions. (we ❤️ WKU)
Beer Park At Nisei @beerparkwrigley
943 Followers 96 Following Beer Park at Nisei Lounge. 67 years in the making. A serene beer garden oasis with breathtaking views of the Red Line’s underside.
ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
908K Followers 334 Following I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial | also @artbutnow
Illinois Enjoyer @IllinoisEnjoyer
1K Followers 453 Following On a mission to visit every town, village, and city in Illinois (360/1299), all pictures are my own. Jacob Lusinski, [email protected]
Ronny Doitche @RonnyDoitche
27K Followers 317 Following
Cubs Magic Number @CubsMagicNumber
4K Followers 469 Following Counting down the Chicago Cubs' path to NL Central Division championships and beyond...
Goofies Of Chicago @Chicago_Goofies
111K Followers 2K Following Independent news covering Chicago and the surrounding areas.
inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp
40K Followers 4 Following Tips from the darkside of HR. VP of HR for 10+ years. Employees are chesspieces, I am a grandmaster. I also like hot dogs.
Cubs Magic Number @CubsMagicNumbr
4K Followers 6 Following
Burns @therealburns3
13K Followers 771 Following 🐻⬇️ | Cubs | Bulls | Hawks | ISU Alum | Jewel Osco App Hater | @pdecisionsstool | @barstoolchicago | IG/TT: connor.burns3 | 💼: [email protected]
Katie Nolan @katienolan
567K Followers 2K Following tv lady. new episodes of CASUALS every tues + thurs wherever you get podcasts
Frank Walks @FrankTheTankHQ
29K Followers 98 Following Frank the Tank is joined by celebrities as he walks and inspires the world. @njtank99
Wrigley Field @ofcwrigleyfield
21K Followers 20 Following Welcome to the Friendly Confines: Federal Landmark and Home of the Chicago Cubs
The Academy Is… Arc... @tai_archive
799 Followers 72 Following The Academy Is… archive | credit in replies | let us know if you want any content of yours removed! | run by @bilvyworld + assisted by Ny | @TheAcademyIs
SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL
173K Followers 177 Following NFL News, Highlights, Rumors & more from @SleeperHQ & #SleeperApp🏈 Tap view more for terms and restrictions.
Ryan Evans @RyanEvansESPN
54K Followers 708 Following National Insider for NFL Network and https://t.co/UYfdfemQQr. Not affiliated with ESPN/ NFL. Husband of @thebanktress.
Lake The Posts @LakeThePosts
4K Followers 1K Following All things obsessive about Northwestern Athletics. CFB, CBK and other musings...
Timothy “EDGYTIM”... @EDGYTIM
79K Followers 10K Following Publisher of EDGYTIM A @Rivals original website. @1340WJOL and @IHSA Emmy Award Winner. Daily Herald contributor 2025 IHSFCA Ray Eliot Award winner
OUT OF ORDER @outttoforderrr
54K Followers 22 Following Hosted by John Feitelberg Scene Stealers | How’d We Get Here? | Comedy Sketches
Up Only 🔶 BNB @UpOnlyMemes
353K Followers 1K Following
Chappell Roan @ChappellRoan
431K Followers 36 Following Singer/Songwriter | The Subway out now ♡ | Publicist: [email protected]
Murphy's Bleachers @murphysbleacher
10K Followers 1K Following Good beer, good food, and good times across from Wrigley Field. Menu at link below. Carry out orders call 773-281-5356
HEWY @NBAWHOLE
18K Followers 448 Following NBAWHOLE Podcast 🎙️ MICHIGAN MAN〽️former Pardon My Take intern🏟️
Chinook Seedery Sunfl... @ChinookSeedery
6K Followers 2K Following 9 unique flavors. No sandpaper tongue. Better For You, Less Sodium #BestSeedsEver Official Seed of @BWittJR & @snellzilla4You might like
Jake Starck
@starckie24
2K Followers
Aaron
@wrld__aaron
113 Followers
angel ⚾️
@angel__arroyo
399 Followers
kenneth kasta
@ballhawkkenny
192 Followers
Greg Barasch
@grbnyc123
304 Followers
BOOG
@boog_77
409 Followers
Jef Gorsky
@JefGorsky
179 Followers
SpencerS
@SpSanborn
127 Followers
Alex Dehmer
@alex_dehmer
151 Followers
Nick Brouse
@BrouseHouse39
246 Followers
eldiablomayor_85
@chihuahua_boy_
210 Followers