~Sapo_KCCO~🇺🇲 @rsmicash
Expect nothing and live frugally on surprise.🍻🤙 The key to immortality is to first live a life worth remembering. ~St. Augustin 'Murica! Joined January 2013-
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I say "Double MY Meat" at Subway while eye fucking & winking at the lady making my sandwich in hopes that our Love will save me $.75...
Love who you can, when you can. Life doesn't get any better than that.
Ok so I now have 100 problems cause I referred to her as a bitch.
Relationship status: going to sleep next to a warm pile of laundry.
That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly.
I always wear black on Monday as a form of mourning the weekend being over.
I made a paper airplane in fifth grade. I’ll be on CNN in the next hour to discuss the mystery of flight MH370.
Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they're getting insulted or complimented daily.
I once ended a relationship because she gave me a jar I couldn't open.
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*
Wanna feel old? The karate kid turned 52 on Monday. Enjoy your day
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Mr. America @ConservativesSo
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A total failure and national embarrassment... but man is she diverse!
Karine Jean-Pierre can't even tell NBC's @PeterAlexander when President Biden was last tested for COVID and what his testing schedule is currently. She's not using her notes and it's even worse than when she uses them (which is saying a lot)
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@gimleteyeLA @IngrahamAngle Imagine, a trial where only one side presents evidence and no cross examination is permitted..this is a sham
There was never a greater loss of American life in one day than on January 6th.
I'm coming to your cookouts this summer.
.@GOPLeader needs to man the fuck up, show some balls, and make it clear that the GOP will never entertain Dem gun proposals, but will instead subpoena Hunter Biden and the head of the USSS before Congress to determine how he illegally bought the gun and why it was covered up.
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