Dr Bunsen Honeydew’s Specs🗿🐏 @robbell
This place is a fermentation tank for stupidity, far right bigots, anti-science, racism & hatred. So I’m poking it with my stick of satire. Sarcastic to idiots. ReformAreJustToriesInDisguise.com Muppetsville, UK Joined February 2008-
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I might start a political party, with only one policy. If elected I will stick the entire Reform leadership on a remote island with no access to social media for the whole 5 years of my Government. I think it’s a winner.
You are racist, far right and lots of other horrible things. What are you claiming your £5 million ’gift’ is for this week, you oily spiv with Harborne’s hand up your arse, controlling you?
If you disagree with Keir Starmer he will call you racist, far right and goodness-knows-what. He is completely out of touch.
Hahahhahahahahaaaaaaaa Biggest load of shite Rupert Lowe has ever uttered, and he has uttered lots of it. American pseudo fascists should keep their noses out of UK politics, we have our own pseudo fascists thank you.
JD Vance speaks for far more British people than Keir Starmer does.
@Nigel_Farage So, they haven't asked you......not really a "ban" is it? And if you are getting your information from this rag you teally are just proving how unsuited to public life you really are....oh, and what's the latest excuse for the £5million?...Asking for a friend..
That’s odd, because the BBC have said specifically that they do not ban people from Desert Island Discs and that includes Mr Farage. Reform and the right wing press trying to get them into power are lying to you every single day, stop falling for it.
Lad (Reform UK’s Mayor for Hull and East Yorkshire) has absolutely no idea what net zero is, even if it’s adding £8 billion each year to his region.
Unfortunately nobody from Reform UK was available to go on Question Time today due to us all being in hiding from awkward questions, like “did you accept £1million to throw an election” or “why did you say you weren’t standing for Parliament then change your mind after being given £5 million” or “why did you try to hide a £5 million gift” or “what did the crypto billionaire get in return for his gift” or “did you use it to buy the £1.4m house you purchased for cash just afterwards” or “was it used to buy the £885,000 house that you said you bought, then said your girlfriend who couldn’t afford it bought”..? #bbcqt
Zia is thick and spreading nonsense. He claims taxpayers are “funding Ferraris to the tune of £125,000 per car.” They aren’t. A £500k EV Ferrari would generate a MAXIMUM £125k Corporation Tax reduction through First Year Allowances. But the bit he conveniently ignores is the £83,333 VAT paid straight to HMRC, which can’t be reclaimed on company cars due to private use rules. So the actual net reduction in Treasury income in this example is closer to £41k, not “£125k gifted by taxpayers.” And that’s before considering the company has just spent HALF A MILLION POUNDS into the economy, generating PAYE, NI, VAT, BIK tax and Corporation Tax throughout the supply chain. Also, this isn’t some “EV loophole.” Capital allowances exist across the economy for vans, machinery, tools, factory equipment, IT systems and countless other business assets. That’s simply how business taxation works. Schools out, Zia.
🚨The British taxpayer is now being forced to contribute to the purchase of FERRARIS, to the tune of £125,000 per car! All thanks to the INSANE Net Zero policies of the Tory and Labour Parties. This shows the madness of their obsession with shoving electric cars down people’s
Has @Nigel_Farage personally sued Ben Habib yet? Has @Nigel_Farage reported his "hacked" phone to the proper authorities yet? Has @Nigel_Farage answered how his girlfriend afforded that house in Clacton yet? Has @Nigel_Farage settled on a lie for that £5 million yet?
How the hell did Grimes and Goodwin pass the IQ test for Substack? They must be having a ‘racists get in free offer’ 😂😂😂
Alternative headline: “This finger has been so far up Chris Harborne’s arse he gave me £5 million that I hid from the public until I was exposed, and now I keep making up different excuses for it” ”It’s been up Putin’s too, and Trump’s” 😂😂😂
More and more people who want real change are recognising that they will only get it by supporting Reform.
Reform councillors proving how unsuitable they are for the role.
When you became a Councillor just by convincing the gullible that everything is the fault of immigrants. Then you find out that you need to actually do something other than put up flags, sing the national anthem and say the Lord’s Prayer.
No wonder he tried to hide his part This is the gutter level of Reform politics sexist, misogynistic, friends with fascists online, a conspiracy spreader / poster and NOW THIS He has no place in public life
@SarahForRuncorn They were arrested when the Tories were in power, when you were a Tory.
@ATaylorFPGA @ZiaYusufUK Well aren’t you a horrible c***? How are disabled people supposed to cope without any money? I doubt you care, many don’t until it happens to them.
@Cumbrianwalker1 @PeterCassidy25 @ZiaYusufUK @OhBrokenBritain Brilliant, a poster of ‘historical facts’ with no actual facts on it. Britain has never been bankrupt, you Reform morons are thick as two short planks and more gullible than 5 year olds. You’re supporting a party of extremist Tories who’d sell Britain out to their foreign backers
@GoodwinMJ Wasn’t Jenrick the Immigration minister under Boris? And Braverman was the Home Secretary. Together they presided over the biggest number of immigrations in Britain’s history, and they’re both Reform now.
If you’re supporting Reform, chances are you’re supporting Tory failure Jenrick as your proposed PM. The number of scandals engulfing Farage grows by the day and it’s ever clearer he can’t be trusted, so you’re just supporting another Tory party, just one in disguise.
@SarahForRuncorn Cough cough Clacton!
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