what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing
@rebmasel Hahaha omg girly this cracked me up!! Here I always thought they were the nicest from that damn Christmas song haha. Until I actually watched a video of them on YouTube. Yeah I wouldn’t want to be around him when he’s angry
@rebmasel @MmeGuillotine I think they’re just undercover Vogons.
@rebmasel @magpiekilljoy In the domestic world, cattle - your basic cows - are the most dangerous animal on the farm. Maybe big vegetarian animals are telling us something. Maybe we should listen.
@rebmasel Actually they’ve been observed cannibalizing other hippo carcasses so they’re not vegetarian
@rebmasel what i don’t get is why they have such big teefers tho