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When a talking snake is shot 700 times in the back, God challenges them to seek the counsel of a known serial killer and hang out with friends afterwards.

When the last surviving member of a suicide cult forgets their birth control, they seriously consider that it might be time to deliver 1000 babies by midnight and absolutely nothing else.

When some weird guy loses their prized possession, they come to terms with the fact that they may never accomplish their lifelong goal to return to their home planet all without pants.

When a wall street journalist with a heart of gold receives a terminal diagnosis, they see an opportunity to finally seek the counsel of a known serial killer followed by twelve hours of love making.

When Tommy Lee Jones (a ghost only a young boy can see) finds a mysterious crystal on their travels through a South American jungle, they have to go on hiatus and hang out with friends afterwards.

When a very successful graphic designer wishes for a new mother, they have to watch The Scorpion King — no matter what.

When a locksmith, running for President, questions the teaching of the Mormon church, they are forced to die again followed by twelve hours of love making.

When a vegeterian, running for President, explodes, it’s up to them to become the very thing they vowed to destroy in the middle of a child’s birthday party.

When a snowman that is alive, running for President, wakes up in another person's body, they are forced to punch a stranger directly in the face while wearing a bear costume.

When Winnie the Pooh, covered in fire ants, is elected president... of the neighborhood watch, they hurry to watch The Scorpion King or their dog will explode.

When the son of a legendary kung-fu master, exasperated over his recent acting roles, gets an itch, they realize the only option is to fall out of another helicopter.

When a contestant on The Bachelor — still grieving the loss of their son — meets the man of their dreams, God challenges them to wear felt shoes for 9 days or never speak again.

When Seth Worley loses their legs in a freak accident involving turtles, they realize they have no choice but to listen to seven Less Than Jake albums and absolutely nothing else.

When a bartender, deeply regretting recent decisions, experiences true love, they have no choice but to get their real estate license.

When a wall street journalist, from another planet, locks eyes with a lawn gnome, they have no choice but to listen to seven Less Than Jake albums.

When a construction worker is poisoned, they must now find a way to fall out of another helicopter or risk attending their 10-year high school reunion.

When Creed from The Office (who, I feel ethically obliged to tell you, was my lover for many years) witnesses a murder, they are beckoned to deliver 1000 pizzas by midnight.

When the fastest hummingbird in the world (a cliché action hero) is granted access to the underworld, it is with a heavy heart that they have a baby by midnight to avoid losing everyone in the city to dehydration.

When director Ryan Polly falls twelve stories but somehow doesn’t die, they’re compelled to fall out of another helicopter or lose their family.

When Darkwing Duck figures out how to bypass the parental controls on their iPad, it’s up to them to make an aggressive offer on a new house or risk losing their only remaining acting job in ‘Sideways II: Que Sera Sera'.