Ursula von der Leyen (Parody) @realappleceo
Hello, I'm the real CEO of Apple. I'm also the EU President. European Union Joined October 2023-
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#1 baby
Tim Cook broke rule 34 of the EU constitution. Google "Tim Cook Rule 34" to learn more.
I will overthrow Apple
It seems like sideloading is I ly available for the EU. 🤦♀
Twitter will be banned in the EU.
Twitter will be banned in the EU.
Correction: it's me
Not again 🤦
The ideal iPhone, according to the EU: - USB-A port *and* a 30-pin connector - 3.5mm headphone jack - charger + an extension cord included in the box - replaceable battery - 60Hz display - open-sourced iOS with the option to switch between iOS and Android - SD card slot
Netflix needs a little spanking as well.
Should we ban Exynos?
An EU a day, Keeps Apple in shape.
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A new EU law means Apple will have to extend its iPhone warranty, and offer all users the same kind of repair or replace service it currently sells as AppleCare. By @WGallagher appleinsider.com/articles/24/04…
@dumbasjax @realappleceo will grant you the wish
@NokiaFanTH1 Only because of @realappleceo
@hkyamane You can thank the EU's USB C law for this @realappleceo
@GTpharouq @realappleceo tell Samsung we need microsd back on their s series
@realappleceo congratulations, people on the other site of the Atlantic got it!
Today, the US DOJ sued Apple for illegally creating a walled garden that traps users in the Apple ecosystem and stifles innovation of new apps/accessories. This is relevant to everyone in the US. It's a big deal. Full complaint: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…
@realappleceo So, you're gonna ask the EU members to contribute money to buy apple shares?
waiter demanding 20% is crazy
@sondesix Now we just need to make it a standard just like usb-c and rcs We are counting on you @realappleceo @vonderleyen @coe @EU_Commission
@realappleceo Maybe let's just bring back colonialism so that we can enjoy sideloading on iOS too.. /S
@HMDGlobalParody Paging @realappleceo now
@realappleceo But exynos 2400?
@HMDGlobalParody Now we just need to wait for the @EU_Commission @realappleceo to make it a standard and force apple to make it compatible with airdrop just like rcs @iHateApplee
Imagine if the European Union gets tired of trolling Apple so they start targeting Samsung by forcing them to use Snapdragon processors in Europe. 💀
@sondesix @realappleceo do it
If only the back panel could be removed to reveal the card slots and battery like the good old days... @realappleceo
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Agree? Or Disagree? - Apple should allow the Apple Watch to support certain Android devices in some capacity⁉️
@_ImJason If @realappleceo had her way probably yes
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