Kallisto Korruption @rawrdinosmiles
The bad bitch you wish you could be ~ the k-heart-k Middle-Of-Nowhere, Wisconsin Joined March 2012-
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#youwillnotbetakenseriouslyif you don't know the difference between your/you're, there/their/they're, and hear/here #sorrynotsorry
Whoever makes these trippy ads for meds likely misunderstands the context of the word "drugs".
I am at peace with myself. I am calm. I smiling. I am alive. instagr.am/p/Rehc8ohtwK/
Very sick today. instagr.am/p/RazgM3htw8/
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Yeah, so I'm sick of not being heard. Who wants to help my voice get big and my words get heard. I <3 singing.
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Eyes that steal souls. instagr.am/p/P-fvlLBt-0/
Kid Craz one day you'll know. instagr.am/p/P8pdhABt-h/
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#youwillnotbetakenseriouslyif you don't know the difference between your/you're, there/their/they're, and hear/here #sorrynotsorry
All of these emails in my inbox about "male enhancement" and getting "longer and stronger"... It's as if they KNOW 8|
Whoever makes these trippy ads for meds likely misunderstands the context of the word "drugs".
When you give a fat kid a skateboard for Christmas, you're really creating the perfect set up for a hilarious viral video...
Thinking about requesting a pat down at airport security and then tipping the TSA agent afterwards
Just gotta say something cuz I thought this claim was funny..I've NEVER purchased or obtained Facebook/Twitter likes in any unnatural way
Man everytime I walk outside these bees be BUGGIN me it's like why dont they mind their own BEESWAX hahahah *gets attacked by swarm of bees*
How epic would it be if Walter White teamed up with Bill Nye to create the ultimate meth empire because SCIENCE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!#BreakingBad
SO COOL YOU GUYS I JUST WON A FREE IPAD2 ONLINE AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS GIVE MY SOCIAL SECURITY # AND THE RIGHTS TO ALL MY VITAL ORGANS!!!!!
If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget that we're lying on the freeway and theres an 18wheeler approaching
Playing a really fun game right now it's called "How long can Emily shop in an organic grocery store before having a nervous meltdown"
"Pinkatu! Pinkatu!" *whip crack* 'Your name is Chansey!' "Pinkatu!" *crack* 'CHANSEY!' "Chansey! Chansey!" -and that's how Pokemon are named
How can I tell that a person has a third-world accent just by looking at them? Does growing up in America make you less battered and grungy?
These people are sick, twisted, and in my opinion, not even human! I don't understand how anybody could invert the Y-axis in shooters!
What's television coming to when the stars of the shows supposedly speak English, yet require subtitles to be understood? Fucking swamp scum
"You? With a pet? You didn't even make it home with that fish!" "Oh, right! Blame ME for putting air holes in the bag..."
"Father, will you marry us?" "Well there's two problems with that. First, I'm monogamous. Second, they don't marry 'our' kind in this state"
People need to teach their kids that the world is not their toilet.
"Where's a toilet around here?"Just go in the pool, everybody does it!" "OK" "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK? I meant go WHILE you're in the pool!!!"
"Click OK to opt out of all future email notifications" *click* "To Confirm, please click the link that was sent to your email" -.-
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