MyTaleIsTold @punsandpasta
we’ve been down this road before. United States Joined July 2010-
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I don’t have a lot to say for this match, but I think the biggest winner is The Rock’s ego. #WrestleManiaXL
A pet dying sucks; I know. Not sure I’d be in a hurry to champion a person who used Matthew Perry’s death to make a shitty political vaccination post (that even many of his followers and antivaxxers called out).
Got to love all the crybabies saying Hunter Biden should be arrested for contempt of Congress because they’re too stupid to know the difference between an invitation and a subpoena.
People are using “abuse is cyclical” in regard to Drake Bell. That means the abuse against him was a factor in his own abusive behavior. A factor. Stop using it as an excuse.
I love how all the tweets about the Don Lemon/Elon Musk interview have one of about four variants of the same damn tweet. Say what you will about Musk, but he does train his mongrels well.
I’m betting today Senator Katie Britt is longing for the days (earlier this week) when the majority of Americans didn’t know there was a Senator Katie Britt.
Love watching people suggesting Biden losing American Samoa is devastating, but Trump losing Vermont is no big deal (neither is a big deal).
Guy losing his shit on everyone because of Caitlin Clark says he’s more intelligent and can prove it. After many asks, this is what I get to prove his “intelligence.” 😂😂😂 And, no, I don’t have a doctorate. It’s not necessary for me, AND I only have 1 day left on my GI Bill.
GIVEAWAY in honor of the 50th anniversary of the original publication of CARRIE, I’m giving away this gorgeous special edition next weekend to one random winner. Just have to Follow and Retweet to be eligible. Good luck!
Hasn’t been a great week for wrestling. Virgil’s storyline leaving Ted DiBiase’s employ didn’t lead to a great career, but it was a great storyline, that Virgil, DiBiase, and Roddy Piper played perfectly. Now only one is left. May Virgil’s memory be a blessing.
Burger King is going to find itself being the number two burger fast food chain again by doing nothing, thanks to Wendy’s inexplicably doing this idiotic surge pricing.
I’ve heard varying stories about Ole Anderson, but I don’t know enough to talk about him as a person. But the Minnesota Wrecking Crew (Ole and Arn) introduced me to the beauty of tag team wrestling. May his memory be a blessing.
Wow, that whole truckers boycotting NYC deal just really seemed to die on Twitter the last day or so. Shocking. 😂
This guy. 😂 Says I’m a shitty American and disgrace to the uniform because I think the National Anthem is a shitty song. Finally discover he never served, and then he came up with this Draco Malfoy gem.
A loser who called me a shitty American because I didn’t like a song and a disgrace to the uniform based on nothing admits he didn’t even serve, after playing sloppy seconds for others mad a military retiree said he was a…military retiree.
I’m seeing articles about #ShannonGooden published today. I’m sure that all those people who said this would be buried have posted tweets acknowledging they were wrong.
“You can’t get supplies without truckers!” Maybe. We couldn’t fly safely without air traffic controllers. That didn’t stop Ronald Reagan.
My timeline occasionally since I’ve been here: I’m a military retiree. I was in the Air Force. I did COMSEC. I wasn’t in combat. D1ckhead, in unrelated topic: you ain’t no vet. I show proof to someone not an ass to me. D+friends: You were just in the AF. Me:
Fucking idiot wanting me to show my DD214 on Twitter to prove I was in the military. Feel free to show me yours and your credit card numbers. Maybe your mama’s maiden name.
Since “for some reason” they hid my reply.
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I’m sorry to hear about your loss, @jonstewart. I know Dipper was a very good boy. I’ve gotten over my fear of dogs and I hope you’ll have me back to meet your next pup ❤️🐶
Jon Stewart remembers his best boy, Dipper.
Wayne LaPierre got stuck in traffic on his way to court. But more cars would've prevented that.
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I’m not ordinarily a podcast person, but I have been enjoying LETTERS FROM AN AMERICAN, written and read by Heather Cox Richardson. The episodes are short (usually about 10 minutes), clear, and thought-provoking.
@StephenKing Thank you, Sir. It was your On Writing that gave me permission to love what I do, so all this is really thank to you....
@oldudershead @JuddLegum "Bullying is wrong. Let me contribute to the bullying."
@NicoleRCSkinner @punsandpasta @oldudershead @JuddLegum Outdated? So there's no such thing as Hermaphrodites anymore? GFY
Nex's teacher who they greatly admired was forced to resign after Chaya Raichik targeted them. This teacher was attacked solely for offering support for LGBTQ students. Nex endured over a year of intense bullying at this school after this.
@PoliticalJay2 @mcsquared34 When officers think a falling acorn is a threat, something needs to change
The Entombment of Christ, by Caravaggio, 1602-03, 📸 by @FireWaffle
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Matt Rife has the guts to say things other comedians are too funny to say.
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