David Puddy @puddyLLC
Grease monkey is a slur, and I love slurs. I also love Elaine Benes and 8 Balls. New York, NY Joined August 2025-
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There’s a book and TV series where people are nice to their slaves…but guess what…they’re jewish! Are we fucking kidding
@the_P_God Tee hee I called this 5 years ago
@pampheta Getting on one of these to slide under you
@realpcampbell @bezuidengoy Haha lid that’s like a cool guy term for hat
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Women cops if they had a motto: -Shoot first -Don’t ask questions later -Cry a lot
@Breaking911 I think that female cop mistakenly shot that man #Montreal
@eatpilldos @Heightzendorphr Shit you killed a *booop* on camera least you can do is say some dat general tso shit you was sayin
@misseatinggood I wouldn’t fuck you with a dead homeless guys dick
@jackedgenius12 Your tweets bring me whimsy
@AinsleyNorris0 Yes and catalog what your farts smell like before and after Only yours not his
Ray J “K-hole” Me... @1k_alwayshorny
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Misha Brancato @MishaBrancato
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Slowwburnn🔌 @slowwburnn96885
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David McConnor, JD @david_McCock
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Billy "Top Goy" Long @notanavgburner
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Oliver Klozoff, MBA @Oliverkballin
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Donathan Prince @DonathanPrince
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Georgia💙💎 @powersteering55
943 Followers 687 Following Married to @iron_cross7 Trucker, dog owner, grandma/mom. Enjoys Twitter Spaces while engaging with communities around trucking and dumb asses on the road.
Ｅａｕｘ ｄ＇... @koomerdotwav
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Albert “30 rack” ... @albertcockard2
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Levendis @Levendis_7
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Hip Check Nanne @trombipulation
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Weggie Rayne @weggie_rayne
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Randal “Racked” M... @Randal2faded
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Girth Jones @donthurtemgirth
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GroypBall @WRGroyp
41 Followers 3K Following Christ is King 🇻🇦 | America First “I am not on anybody’s side, because nobody is on my side” | “It’s only game why you have to be so mad” | It’s all a joke
Pam Phetamine @pampheta
865 Followers 234 Following Dox survivor. Yes everyone knows who I am, no i don’t care
OnceUponATimeInREDACT... @OnceRedacted
901 Followers 551 Following Death threat-winning author of Once Upon A Time In REDACTED: https://t.co/fgjDqxvlsG No DMs from kinky goth chicks you know who you are #TeamAvril
Beam Worthy @Ben_Montaigne
1K Followers 820 Following
The Big KR @KyleTwoTap
215 Followers 280 Following Ella Fella ~ American Patriot ~ Batman ~ Shredded ~ Doxxed ~ Scared of Girls ~ Mentally Stable ~ Tryna Be Nice Always Autism Maxxing ~ I Love All Ella’s
David “Darty” Dan... @DavidDartyqn9c
30 Followers 83 Following sigma chi 86’ 25+ years of frat rushing experience #touse #bouse onlydrinkbushlight pledge | 3X StateFarm Invitational Dye Tournament Champion
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Pierre “dirty rotte... @tappedinpierre
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Mark “Bag Ripper”... @tapean04
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