Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

Software Solution Lead in Wind Energy • Film/TV, Gay Shit, Politics • Full Bender🏳️‍🌈• He/Him • No LGB Without The T 🏳️‍⚧️ • 🇬🇧in🇩🇰 • Wagon Wheel Watusi! instagram.com/pswayne7 Vejle, Danmark Joined November 2010

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

a hour ago

I haven’t even finished my ER rewatch and I’m already thinking about another Lost rewatch. The grip these two shows have on me I NEED PEACE

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

a hour ago

I mean I feel like he did a good job

New York Post @nypost

11 hours ago

6-foot-11 Kevin Durant tries hiding from paparazzi while on date with mystery woman trib.al/QyrlpMm

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Andy Fitchet @AndyFitchet

16 hours ago

The constant banging on about DEI is an infuriating American import into the UK. In the UK we call it EDI. And EDI training is essentially summed up like this: ‘Don’t be a knob to other people, and realise some people face barriers you don’t.’ It’s not some woke conspiracy.

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

3 hours ago

@mrsmeowkins I have been OBSESSED since the one-two punch of Go and Scream 2 as a teenager… I’m 41 now and he’s never not been in my top five

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

3 hours ago

We should’ve had 100 more scenes with Amy Sedaris too. Like Rachel Dratch in early 30 Rock episodes she should’ve just showed up as different characters

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

3 hours ago

Office Romance stretched credulity for me in that I don’t really get Brett Goldstein’s charm - it always sounds to me like he’s an alien who’s learning on the fly how to talk like a human - but kudos to him for getting JLo in a self-insert fanfic & that boner gag was pretty funny

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HEYJAEEE! (Got hacked) @heyjaeeeee

9 hours ago

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

6 hours ago

I say “careful, my bones!” to myself far too often

Dylan @notnotdylm

12 hours ago

30 Rock is the greatest show ever specifically because of avian bone syndrome

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

10 hours ago

Quick “beach” trip

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

14 hours ago

@cadutopia “FRUIT blindness?!” is sending me 🤣🤣🤣

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

a day ago

Guy just walked into the bar looking like Stellan Skarsgåd in Good Will Hunting… I’m weak

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

a day ago

It’s so ridiculous that there was a backstory reveal for Bishop filmed in episode 7 that directly ties in to the big twist involving him and Alamo in the finale… and Levinson just cut it completely. So now the twist that the finale hinges on makes no sense 🙃

SB 🪖 @welovesweetboy_

2 days ago

not getting a backstory for these two characters in euphoria wasn’t fair

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teen of sardines🐟 @BRATTYBARBl

2 days ago

They loom. It's time. I get all the girls I get all the girls.

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

2 days ago

@DiscordAddamsX PUTH?!

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

2 days ago

@eventualforever They’re verse but Ben is a lazy bottom, Damon gets freaky with it

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

2 days ago

More evidence that people are fully watching TV with their eyes and ears shut because he explicitly states he did relapse. like that was a significant thing that happened which directly led to the shootout

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3 days ago

I thought Ali was going to relapse after Rue died but he actually went Rambo on everyone which I loved

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

2 days ago

I dunno this Dr Todd storyline was only mildly interesting when it was about her bullying a med student, but for them to so abruptly dead-end that storyline for a generic “blackmail & abuse” plot that ends in an unnecessary sexual assault? What are they smoking at Emmerdale

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

3 days ago

@bifreakuki @heavennpilled Just FYI do not waste your time with this film, the bisexual yearning and boykissing is a fleeting part of it, the rest is dreary heterosexual nonsense

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

3 days ago

Why can’t they attend my bedroom

Film Updates @FilmUpdates

3 days ago

Stuart Campbell and Mitchell Robertson attend the ‘HALF MAN’ FYC Event

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Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7

3 days ago

but we had time for 30 minutes of that one stripper’s BBL 🤷🏻‍♂️

flanthippe @flanthippe

5 days ago

Sam Levinson sheds light on Bishop's (Darrell Britt-Gibson) heroic turn in aiding Ali (Colman Domingo) in the "Euphoria" series finale: "Bishop was the brother of one of Ali's deceased sponsees. This was established in 307 in a scene that we filmed but ultimately cut."