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Burgeoning human being, fully developed geek, and professional procrastinator. Possessor of own views. Citizen of world/nowhere* *Delete as applicable He/Him mastodon.social/@psmorrison Stansted Mountfitchet, Essex Joined May 2007-
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@primevideouk I’m watching Becky with subtitles as I have multiple fans on. Can I assume they’re auto-generated or AI as they are far from accurate…?
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@greateranglia The departure screen on platform 1 at SST has been off for a few days.
@greateranglia When did your timetable change? I almost missed my train (SST-LST) this morning because it’s now three minutes earlier 😵 I hadn’t seen any publicity about it.
@O2AcademyIsl Hi, how long do debit card refunds usually take to process? My erroneous payment at the bar on Thursday hasn’t been returned yet. Thanks 👍
Too soon @tesco, too soon.
@TIME Which one is which?
@whogivesamonkey Your posts are the only thing that keep bring me back to Twitter. It looks amazing there!
@ClarionSupport Once again there is a fly-tip in my bin store. It’s no secret which non-tenants use this bin as they kindly leave evidence, yet my rent is going up £15 a week to pay for it and @UttlesfordDC bin crews have to clear it. They are also using resident parking spaces.
Paul Morrison is also on Mastodon and Threads retweeted
Look, if we start arresting every prominent figure in Britain who's suspected of misconduct in public office it would wipe out half the governing class who run everything. So, it's definitely worth doing.
@cineworld What’s happened to the Superscreen at Leicester Square? I’ve just travelled into London on my day off and sat down for lunch opposite the cinema to be emailed with barely an hour’s notice that “Wuthering Heights” has been cancelled 😡
@whogivesamonkey It looks like you’ve had an amazing time together 😊
@ZARA_Care I’ve just spoken to an agent on live chat. Might I suggest that if you ask if there are further queries it would be polite to wait for a reply before immediately ending the chat? Your return policy seems to be unusually strongly enforced 😕
Paul Morrison is also on Mastodon and Threads retweeted
Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's @TorontoStar
@CustomerAsk37 Thank you. Please could you provide an email address that I could use?
Rather than issuing Breaking News updates every time a Tory defects, could we maybe just publish a list every morning (and evening if necessary)?
@ao Hi, I’ve just received an invitation to write a review of my order. Before I commit my feelings to Trustpilot is there an email address I can use to directly list the issues I had?
@fentonstevens 100% this! My local, district, and county councils all said no when I wrote to them 😕 The ones near me are sagging down the lampposts now and I’ve managed to bag five of them myself 🗑️
@whogivesamonkey Happy Birthday! 🎉 I’m glad you get to spend it with your Mum x
@Screwfix Hi, a part I ordered on Monday for collection yesterday still has not arrived. Is there any way to check on its status? Thank you.
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