David Proctor @procfather

I love my life. graham, tx/ norman, ok Joined February 2009

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David Proctor @procfather

4 days ago

He took a practice swing in which he hit the fescue on the way back and through. He immediately looked back at said fescue. Then stepped on the same fescue twice. Then hit his shot without hitting that particular patch of fescue on the back swing. He is the tittiest of babies.

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5 days ago

This is tremendous television.

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2 months ago

@Mike_kim714 Because members play all year long and 9 months out of the year they are firm, fast, and smooth. And if you do it right, they are only soft and mushy after a bunch of rain.

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3 months ago

@JeffFletcherOCR The runner on 3rd’s name is Friday.

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3 months ago

That landing spot was about 6 inches from rolling back into the water.

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3 months ago

How the hell did we go from the conditions Thursday to a Saturday where 10 and 14 are both playing under par?

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3 months ago

@NoLayingUp @BigRandyNLU @Titleist Was the near miss of Asterisk Talley on Saturday foretell the Asterisk that will go with a winner from the early-late wave? I’ll hang up and listen.

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David Proctor @procfather

3 months ago

Why, why, why did they soften the course for today? Guys playing this afternoon are basically getting a couple strokes from the guys who played yesterday afternoon.

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3 months ago

The Masters app has gotten slower every year. I’m on WiFi and just got a notification that Spieth and Koepka are teeing off. And it still hasn’t uploaded Bryson’s third shot on 11 even though it was 30 minutes ago. I blame the Pimento hats.

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David Proctor @procfather

3 months ago

@SHistorians Doesn’t help that he shot himself in the same place where we saw all those kids in the caddie jumpsuits yesterday. I understand how sick he was, but one last decision that put himself above the club we’re to believe he sacrificed everything for.

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4 months ago

There are no adults left in the room. Just a bunch of people telling him how great he is, for fear of losing their access.

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4 months ago

@shawclayton13 @JohnPetersonFW For sure. He finished second in our member guest in Graham one year, 40 beers deep over two days with a partner in cowboy boots who never touched a club.

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4 months ago

@jcp21158 @krassenstein Now do aluminum.

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4 months ago

@krassenstein Aluminum per pound has doubled. Tough to bring back American Manufacturing that way.

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5 months ago

@Eddie_Rado He was the straw that stirred the drink all game. And, from being in the crowd, got those of us that showed up going.

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5 months ago

@SadBadgerFan

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5 months ago

@jackikotkiewicz Hey @grok how much has the price of Aluminum in America increased since Trump took office?

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7 months ago

@chambleebrandel Is the golf still on the USA network?

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7 months ago

@czabe McDonough’s voice breaking gets me every time.

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7 months ago

@OllieConnolly Gotta sting to call games from the Herbstreit family booth, when Fowler put in the dirty work keeping the thing that made Kirk famous on the rails with lunatics like Lee, Brando, Norm and Craig James.