Prep Confessions @prepfessions
Tweeting confessions of boarding/prep school kids. DM to submit. New England and Beyond Joined January 2014-
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When kids buy dip and alcohol off the pizza delivery person -Berkshire School
"Where the school barber gets fired because the Dean of Students found out he was a porn star." -Suffield
"The hockey players swallowed live goldfish." -Hotchkiss
"A sophomore on the hockey team jumped out of a 3 story window for pizza." - Wyoming Seminary
"The seniors hung a 22in dildo from the ceiling of our recital hall and a teacher spent 2 hours trying to get it down." -Dublin School
"A couple hockey players got kicked out for sneaking out at night and taking a shit on the commencement stage." -Millbrook School
"A kid got expelled for threatening to kidnap the dean's dogs."- Choate
"A kid got suspended for shitting in a bag and throwing it out the window of a bus on the way home from a lacrosse game." -NMH
"I hooked up with a professor my sophomore year for months and no one ever found out. Still the best sex I've ever had" -Mercersburg Academy
"The whole athletic center got shut down because some kid pissed in the trash can in the weight room." -Middlesex
"When the boys dorm toilet gets backed up because of the amount of drugs getting flushed down it during a drug search." -Culver Academies
"A boy made a fake snapchat and asked the football team for pics of their assholes. He got 16 asshole pics and one expulsion." -Cushing
"A guy spent all year raising a flock of turkeys just so he could prank the school and fill all the classrooms with them." -Western Reserve
"A few of the boys on the hockey team cut holes in the side of their sweatpants and got hand jobs during the school play." -St. Georges
"A kid got mad about another kid screwing up a biology lab so he head butted him and broke his nose." - Avon Old Farms
"Two boys hiked up our mountain on the headmasters holiday, and started a forest fire spanning 5 acres." -Kent
"When the lesbians wheel harder than the varsity boys hockey team." -The Winchendon School
"Where a girl gave a hand job during chapel." -Wilbraham and Monson Academy
"An English teacher walked in on a senior buying three thirty racks at the local liquor store." -Tabor
"Someone shitted on the field hockey turf." -The Hill School
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