thoughtoftheday @post_for_today

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thoughtoftheday @post_for_today

5 months ago

Every now and then I think "what the FUCK was Sean Paul saying in Temperature?"

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6 months ago

Quote of the day: "Is guava one of the fruits you can raw dog?"

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6 months ago

Quote of the day yesterday: "I try to control my mouth well but sometimes things just slip out of it"

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11 months ago

Places that have a thicc or cute girl working there have a customer for life in me. Then later I might actually start liking the products they sell, who knows

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11 months ago

When someone hands me a $50 bill I judge them a little, idk why. Its like you're not ballin with 100s but you're also not normal with 20s, get your life together man

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a year ago

Ngl, I scroll thru snap and insta stories for the thirst traps. Who doesn't? I appreciate a hot woman

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a year ago

If someone complains about a pic of yourself that you posted. Say sorry Sorry that they had to experience the part of their life before that pic Give the people what they need even if no one asked for it

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a year ago

I was walking by a bathroom in an office building and was able to hear someone saying "Chicken! Chicken!" inside.

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a year ago

Was told this today: "If you're dying, don't think of me. I don't want you to come" With no context previously to set it up

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a year ago

Found someone's girlfriend outside. I wonder if her boyfriend still loves her even tho she's a worm

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a year ago

I don't get my gf sometimes. She said she loves waking up to the sounds of the birds in the morning but complains every morning about the rooster I bought for her

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a year ago

Quote of the day: "I have what I call 'man headaches' because they come and go"

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a year ago

Quote of the day: *Lady looking through her purse* "My goodness, it looks like a Chuck-e-Cheese threw up in here, and I haven't even been near one in years"

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a year ago

My Latina gf told me she was nonbinary and left me. Now she's my latinx

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a year ago

Yesterday's quote of the day: "I think what I have a photographic memory, I forget though"

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a year ago

Tuesday's quote of the day: "Do you believe in windbreakers? Because I don't." When asked for clarification: "I don't believe they break the wind"

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a year ago

For the record, even though no one will really see these posts, most of the posts will be puns, quotes I've heard, or just random thoughts. Nothing exciting