Porter @porter44

Portland, OR Joined January 2009

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Zak Toscani @zak_toscani

7 hours ago

Blazers home game halftime shows are about to be the owner asking to borrow some cash

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really this is ideal, Giannis and Bam aren't winning anything, Giannis on the Celtics would've been really annoying, and now the Celtics have the whole passive-aggressive Jaylen Brown thing to deal with, 10/10 outcome

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‏ً @omgsidewalks

2 days ago

Actually, one of the healthiest things a person can do is become easy to delight. Still stopping for weird clouds and dogs wearing bandanas and the smell of garlic cooking somewhere down the street. The world already has enough cynicism. Be the person who still points at the moon.

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Andreas Xirtus 📐 @andreasxirtus

2 days ago

The Unabomber’s cabin in FBI storage is the most David Lynch thing I’ve ever seen irl.

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Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson

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Porter @porter44

2 days ago

I just read the best blurb on a website for a show I'm seeing tomorrow. "Novelty has the capacity to slow your perception of time. Come hang out and hear something you've never heard before! Linger in the summer! Shake up your schedule and catch a live show on a *Tuesday*!"

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Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex

2 days ago

It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person. Meeting this need not only alleviates suffering but also addresses underlying causes of geopolitical instability. Indeed, food security is an essential component of global and integral security. vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

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bianca @biancalovesfilm

3 days ago

pee-wee herman movies are kinda like david lynch but for 8 year olds

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MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich

3 days ago

I saw a comment saying the U.S. is the only country in the World Cup without universal healthcare. And I was like nahhh no way that's accurate. 20 seconds on the world wide web later, THE UNITES STATES IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD CUP WITHOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.

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Porter @porter44

3 days ago

@nixonienne @MsduMaurier This feeling looks better on women

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📼 @hearkht

4 days ago

I love him so much. While there is no winning and losing in love, yes, the one who’s in love will always win. If you’re weighting your love as something that requires to be reciprocated, it will only become transactional. And love—isn’t transactional.

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Porter @porter44

4 days ago

@NSC_Guru I definitely did a double take

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Porter @porter44

4 days ago

@pgcornwell Oregon: Scoffs

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All 90's Alternative Rock @all90saltrock

6 days ago

Few TV performances have ever matched the intensity Beastie Boys brought to “Sabotage” on Letterman.

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Will Manidis @WillManidis

5 days ago

“Always go to the funeral”

Jackson Dahl @jacksondahl

5 days ago

One of the best bits of advice I've ever gotten, that has consistently held true for the decade since I first heard it from @Mazzeo: When you have bad or difficult news: call the person. Don't text, don't email. Call. Or better yet, meet them in person.