Paula @phumbs

larger than a microwave but smaller than a car. She/her Edmonton Joined January 2012

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Paula @phumbs

5 years ago

Who knew the Oscars Speech that would make me cry would come from the winner for best makeup and hairstyling. #MaRaineysBlackBottom #mianeal

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Rebecca Merkley @Bamerkley

7 years ago

I'm just a girl, standing in front of her province, asking it not to vote in a racist -homophobe

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Sometimes I think to myself “man, humanity is looking pretty bleak right now. People will read about this in the history books and wonder what the hell we we were thinking.” And then I realize no one will be around to read about it because it’s the END OF THE FUCKINH WORLD.

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Paula @phumbs

7 years ago

My 7 year pen is dying. AND I STILL HAVE 6 YEARS TO GO. I’ve been lied to! #typeaproblems

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Paula @phumbs

7 years ago

We’re revamping our tired old (confusing) curriculum! The theatre one is from the 70s! #BetterOffWithRachel

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Alberta NDP @albertaNDP

7 years ago

Jason Kenney asked a question. He was counting on negativity and trolls. Instead, positivity and real Albertans are winning. The response has been HUGE. People are saying, they’re #BetterOffWithRachel. 👍 Check out the hashtag. Join in. Share your story. #abndp

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Paula @phumbs

7 years ago

We had a provincial green energy initiative come to our house and make it more efficient (new lightbulbs, new faucet taps, new showerhead) for FREE!! #BetterOffWithRachel

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Paula @phumbs

7 years ago

Today i booked campsites for 14 people, Ben had a conference call to plan a stag, and then we worked on our drag race fantasy league spreadsheet. We consider friendship a full time job, apparently. #palsss

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Paula @phumbs

7 years ago

Last class of my (2nd) undergrad today. Then, DRAG QUEENS!! 👸🏾Happy valentines to me!! #hatersroast #teamanyonebuttrinity

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Paula @phumbs

8 years ago

@JuliaTheGrouch @JuliaTheGrouch i know I’m all grown up but... will you teach me anyway?

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Paula @phumbs

8 years ago

My dentist’s office is playing the elevator version of Barbie Girl. I’m amazed and disgusted. #lifeinplastic

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Paula @phumbs

8 years ago

Tweeting a request to @MilkCartonKids... would you consider playing “stealing romance” tonight in #edmonton? It was the first dance at our wedding, and I don’t think we’ve ever heard it live

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Paula @phumbs

8 years ago

Has anyone seen my mitten? #lonelymitten

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Paula @phumbs

8 years ago

@dsteelegm Oh, just eating... 😂

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Paula @phumbs

8 years ago

Here at the #hellmouth, we’re 4 pumpkin pies in (ps. We’re not celebrating till tomorrow, Ben’s just #basic, loves him some pumpkin spice)

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Paula @phumbs

8 years ago

@_luctellier YAS! Mat and Ben and I are going tonight. #cantwait

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Paula @phumbs

8 years ago

Birds keep getting drunk off the berries in our yard and flying into our windows. #getittogether #SoberOctober

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Paula @phumbs

8 years ago

Good morning. Just opened the compost to find a mouse jumping at me and I think I might be dead now. 😵

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Paula @phumbs

8 years ago

Ohhhh @IKEACanada you are killing us today. (We don’t need two fridges) (now we need to wait 45 minutes to return it) (this is trip 3/4 to ikea today, because they needed our receipt to give us our kitchen)