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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

Phan is the realest thing since sliced bread and don't you forget it. Benedict Cumberbatch is God. Birgitte Nyborg is perfection. You are brilliant. shutthefuckup.com your mom Joined May 2014
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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

So I don't know how long I'll be gone for but I'm leaving Twitter because I don't want to witness my whole personality being stolen. Bye x

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

I just don't get how someone can say all of this shit and then claim that they love me

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

You literally don't even care that you're not real Why do we even hang out? You just want me to piss off and I don't like fake people anyway

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

is anything that you've ever said yours, or do you just throw recycled phrases at me

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

it kind of amuses me when people say all of this pretentious crap that they think is philosophical but is really just a cliched song lyric

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

oh the pretentious shit again what a surprise

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

yes everybody this is what he will be wearing to our wedding

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

okay time for a calming cumberbatch look how pretty he is

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

like you've taken fucking everything from me but you cannot fucking take that seriously that is MINE i am not going to let you do this again

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

I'm so pissed off right now for fuck's sake

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

Aw I reached 1100 followers have a Phil and remember that ily <3 xxxxx (he's so damned cute omf)

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

how could anyone call Phil ugly like what the fuck he's fucking perfect i can't even

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

where in the name of christ would I be without Doritos

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

arms are so attractive omf

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

wHOOPS looks like i'm reading my dad's diary well he shouldn't have left his laptop open then should he

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

well ik it's a bit late but i didn't know whether to tweet it or not #happybirthdaydanweloveyou

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

Wake the fuck up Dan you ungrateful turd (ily <3)

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❁Kyze❁ @phankittens

12 years ago

#happybirthdaydanweloveyou life is shit but Dan isn't

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