Patrick Colvin @patrickcolvin
Hwæt. Pianist. Calico human. Oversized halfling. Neurotic homosexual. Tap-to-click wizard. Real estate tycoon. I use inverted controls. Duluth, MN Joined June 2009-
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@benryanwriter Wedge salads are great! There’s no other lettuce as sweet and crunchy.
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@bendreyfuss I also really hated The Prestige (Oppenheimer was all right!)
@pdouglasweather still looks pretty bad for Duluth!
@TheJvandy I never managed to find one that could fit my giant head
@Wilson__Valdez Who are all these people in your comments being like “data for progress has been remarkably accurate”, are they Russian bots or what?
It’s both funny and distressing to know that Apple weather.app’s air quality index display tops out at 500
@hecubian_devil Idiocracy seems rather more likely than fascism?
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Trump lost fair and square in 2020. Only women can get pregnant. The Trump assassination attempts were real. Mitch McConnell is alive. Michelle Obama is not a man. Barack Obama is a citizen. America is less racist than most countries. Police stop crime. Tariffs hurt the economy.
@TylerDinucci Mine is okay, I think it’s because I’m really aggressive with the “not interested” button
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@FinitusClover @nikicaga Ahh, thanks
@CommieDG @maiamindel How long have you had this screenshot saved?
Booo! We did this in the 70s and everyone hated it. If we do it now, everyone will hate it all over again.
US House passes bill to make House make daylight saving time permanent year-round. Now heads to the US Senate The vote was 308-117
@roryisconfused Oh no! I had it once, do not recommend. I hope it passes soon!
@HartWexford @bendreyfuss I can be pedantic to a fault, so believe me when I say I barely survived 1999-2003
@BriannaWu Kicking trans women out of the military is cruel and stupid and counterproductive
@niceosognosic @HistoryBoomer I think the only version that makes sense is the libertarian one that government should be out of the marriage business altogether. But I don’t think it’s very convincing!
@ASFleischman I actually rather like snakes but I’m going to say no thank you to this one
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