hal @oopsitshalle
New York, USA Joined November 2013-
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“it was a g.i. jane joke” might be the funniest sentence ever uttered
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-…
continuing to be very chill and very normal about the Michael Longfellow news
Michael Longfellow is leaving SNL after 3 years. (Source: Deadline)
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caesar flickerman backstage after the whole ‘if it wasn’t for the baby’ stunt peeta pulled
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When you’re waiting for a flag to come out Before celebrating a big play vs the Chiefs
When you hear the PlayStation beep
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i bring a sort of "i have an ethical objection to the use of generative ai" vibe to every single conversation lately that nobody really likes
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why does trump always sound like he’s playing cards against humanity
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They have 90 minutes to get their shit together. Jason Reitman’s Saturday Night (@SatNightMovie) is coming exclusively to theatres October 11. #SaturdayNightMovie
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once again
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This was always the end game of the anti-trans hysteria in sports -- that all female greatness in athletics will be diminished and challenged and asterisked. Everyone in the "Save Women's Sports" transphobia crowd is directly responsible for this.
All of these people just hate women. I can not take any of these people seriously
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Imagine being born a woman, living your entire life as a woman, achieving your goal of being at the Olympics only for people to decide you're a man and discredit all of your accomplishments because of ignorance Dutch Volleyball team has a dude who raped a 12 year old btw
Men should not be boxing women. lol he couldn’t even finish her. Anyway, People > politics.
Stephen Nedoroscik is the best thing to happen to people who need glasses since Tina Fey
This #OpeningCeremony has everything. Boats. Parkour. Accordians. A woman dressed as a croissant. More boats. Lady Gaga.
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“this is going to ruin the tour” “what tour” “the world tour”
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Me staying super still on Star Tours in case I’m the Rebel spy
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HE IS SO BACK.
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