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Come for the computer stuff. Stay for the snark. Opinions are my own. Retweets do not imply endorsement. I may or may not know what I'm doing. disposing of Waldo's body Joined October 2007

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apt install soul @nshttpd

2 days ago

@Kronykal Only one 10mm? I've probably lost five in my garage. I think they end up in the same place as the missing socks.

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4 days ago

@Thee_John_Brown @BFBulletin That's just the horrible net code. They'll never fix that. VPN and get a ping of around 80ms and you'll rule the Battlefield. (Pun intended)

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@HillaryClinton Ma’am, I was the Air Force Lt. Colonel who carried the nuclear football for your husband inside that “people’s house” you’re suddenly so precious about. I saw it all up close for two years. While Bill was getting blow jobs in the Oval Office from an intern and groping female Air Force enlisted crew on Air Force One, you and your staff treated the military with open disdain, like we were the help, not the men and women sworn to protect this nation. The disrespect for anything non-Clinton was palpable. You lecture about “respect for the institution” while your husband lost the nuclear codes and shrugged it off. And when you finally slinked out in 2001? You and your crew trashed the place—vandalism, theft, glue in drawers, obscene messages, stolen property, and filth left behind for the next administration. The GAO confirmed it. Classy exit from the “people’s house.” The White House belongs to the American people, not your grifting dynasty. They just elected a fighter who actually respects the military and the office. Keep ripping off poor kids in Haiti, selling your merch and clutching pearls. Sit down, bitch. The adults are back in charge.

Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton

a week ago

Remember, during today's literal cage match on the White House grounds: No matter what, it's not his house. It's our house. Get a hat, coaster, or sticker to support groups and candidates who will respect the form AND the function of the people's house. shop.onwardtogether.org/collections/ou…

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Dan Hollaway @DanHollaway

a week ago

Japanese fans clean up after themselves after a match. New Yorkers destroy their city and attack people.

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a week ago

@IMAO_ You're assuming it's progammers and not AI creating the skins. The horrible crap that @EA_DICE is sptting out for @Battlefield 6 leads me to think programmers aren't involved.

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a week ago

I mean, when the top 4 players on a @Battlefield 6 map with no armor all have an 80+ ping, you know there is some really shitty netcode happening.

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a week ago

I like how @EA_DICE responds to the orange dot always being there .. It's, "fuck you, we'll never show you an orange dot again bitches". That and the @Battlefield 6 netcode being so horrible it's a wonder anyone plays this game anymore.

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Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7

2 weeks ago

This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

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2 weeks ago

Maybe the Obama Presidential library will make up for the loss of the Chicago Bears in Chicago and Illinois

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a month ago

I've always said Idiocracy is a documentary from our future. People wanted Star Trek ... Instead we are getting Brawndo. Since plants crave it and all.

¡El SooperMexican! ن c137 🦬 @SooperMexican

a month ago

The Yutes are eating 5,000 calories a day from DoorDash, walking 900 steps, and getting diabetes and crushing debt before age 30. And blaming it on Boomers.

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a month ago

@IMAO_ Have to keep their udders full so we can have that almond milk for the fancy fru-fru iced coffee drinks.

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a month ago

@Battlefield @EA_DICE Looks like 80-85ms ping is the sweet spot if you want to just dominate on @Battlefield 6 .. was that in the design docs @EA_DICE ?

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a month ago

It's funny how the top players in @Battlefield 6 are usually the ones with the highest ping over 60ms. Good job fixing the netcode @EA_DICE . What a horrible game.

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a month ago

@JackCarrUSA @prattprattpratt I took a PTO day to binge season 1. Glad I can do that again with season 2.

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2 months ago

@SooperMexican Yeah. A perpetuation of the same thing. No matter who is doing it or where. Wash, rinse, repeat. I would say one day someone would learn, but something something history repeating itself.

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2 months ago

Seeing Kane Brown perform the pre-race gig here at the Miami F1 race and the only reason I know who he is, is because he's played COD with @TylerTeeP

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2 months ago

The @AstonMartinF1 team needs @HondaRacingF1 to put that Red R on the car to make it go faster.

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Alex גדעון בן װעלװל @JewishWonk

2 months ago

In the Soviet Union the below was legally Parasitism (Тунеядство). It was selectively enforced, but when it was enforced it was mostly done against artists, writers, and intellectuals. Most famously, poet Joseph Brodsky exiled to an Arctic farm to shovel manure. For writing poems

𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN

2 months ago

I just really, really hate the concept of capitalism. I don’t want to work my job every day. I want to make art. I want to be in my garden. I want to feel something.