Emily Schaefer @notamustardfan
WM '17 Joined February 2013-
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It's amazing how great your hair can feel after washing it for the first time in three days.
Some rice bits fell out of my sleeve when I picked up the TV remote. I live a life of glamor.
When your leg hair gets caught in the zipper of your boots. #justgirlythings
Congrats to Swem poetry contest winners: Lauren Collier,1st place & Emily Schaefer, runner-up! Read their entries: swem.wm.edu/news/2014/12/s…
Hey @williamandmary! The Bone Marrow Drive is going on upstairs in Salder!!! Def check it out! Swab a cheek. Save a life.
Oh nooo...Airport wifi won't work. Oh nooo...Can't dwnload my assignment rubric to my comp. Oh nooo...I guess I'll have 2 sleep on the plane
My saggy leggings are a metaphor for my life: Constantly falling, but somehow hanging on.
The more buttons you have on your coat, the cooler you are. #Fact
idk how u did it Sadler, but this chicken is the best goddamn chicken i've had since the Herman Family Picnic of '09.
Started laundry an hr ago so I'd have to stay up & study, but now I'm srsly considering leaving it in the dryer & sleeping w/o sheets 2nite.
Benedict Cumberbatch full interview: on.cc.com/1wZZXSf
Last time I drank ur energy drink, I split it w/ my cousin & we immediately threw up in the hotel pool...so ima pass on the free sample rn.
.@swemlibrary #SwemCat did u eat 2 pears today? R u still hungry? Maybe tomorrow u should try 3 grapes!
I’m on the surface but my harpoons did not fire. My team is hard at work now trying to determine why. #CometLanding
Green and Gold.
Woke up and learned that, no, it wasn't a bad dream...Benedict Cumberbatch really is engaged and the woman he's engaged to really isn't me.
Dear Current Patrons of Aromas: Much apologies for spoiling your appetites on this fine evening. I can't control when a bloody nose strikes.
Chicago high-wire act bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…
.@ofctimallen My friend .@hansomilk and I went as Jungle 2 Jungle for Halloween. We think you're pretty awesome.
50 years ago today, the cornerstone of Swem Library was laid. Happy 50th Birthday to us! #Swemat50
The Laughing Tap @TheLaughingTap
507 Followers 205 Following Milwaukee’s Home for Comedy! Presenting weekly live comedy, with a full bar, featuring Wisconsin craft beer + spirits! Independently owned + operated! Est. 2020
Kevin 'Heff' Kellam @Kevkellam
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Lia Berman @LiaMichelle
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Sandy @SandyGrammz
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Best Night Ever Show @BestNightEverYo
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Karen @karenbakesbread
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Trip Means @TMeans395
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Dom Margiotta @BeatsByDom
275 Followers 2K Following Do what you like. Like what you do. Optimism can take you anywhere. Life is good. @williamandmary '16. @BlairAcademy_NJ '12. Yankees, Giants, Devils, Chelsea FC
ChristinaNoelSexton @georgiafoxsext1
16 Followers 183 Following I am a country girl.I love family,country music, sweet tea,and last but not least Tennessee. I love to ride horses and see family and hang with my friends.
Neena Joshi @npjoshi_1
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wmlibraries @WMLibraries
3K Followers 841 Following Supporting discovery, creation & connection for all of our library users.
Joanna Borman @J0J0_Ma
78 Followers 175 Following Future contestant on Family Feud. Falls Church | Williamsburg
Mark @thedarkmoose
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Moni @monibddy5
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Molly @mkpines
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Allison Schaefer @allisonschaef
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Sadler @SadlerWM
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party girl with a bad.. @yousthegoose
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Sandy @SandyGrammz
90 Followers 98 Following Goodbye everyone; I'll remember you all in therapy! -Plankton
The Tonight Show @FallonTonight
4.4M Followers 20K Following Official Home of The Tonight Show Starring @JimmyFallon, #ThatsMyJam & #PASSWORD! Watch #FallonTonight weeknights 11:35/10:35c on @NBC and next day on @Peacock
BeTheMatch Virginia @bethematchVA
251 Followers 359 Following Official handle for @BeTheMatch Virginia. Connecting patients with their donor match for a life-saving transplant.
Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkington
112K Followers 0 Following I don't do Twitter, TikTok or Instagram cos I think its daft but I am on Facebook https://t.co/p9DmfxUyPi
Trip Means @TMeans395
113 Followers 208 Following
Dom Margiotta @BeatsByDom
275 Followers 2K Following Do what you like. Like what you do. Optimism can take you anywhere. Life is good. @williamandmary '16. @BlairAcademy_NJ '12. Yankees, Giants, Devils, Chelsea FC
KnittyKitty @knittykitty00
70 Followers 150 Following
Philae Lander @Philae2014
326K Followers 85 Following On 12 November 2014 I landed on comet #67P as part of @ESA_Rosetta. I am operated by @DLR_en's Lander Control Center LCC in Cologne.
HUBBLE @HUBBLE_space
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ESA Science @esascience
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European Space Agency @esa
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Tom Hanks @tomhanks
15.4M Followers 21 Following I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?
Tim Allen @ofctimallen
1.1M Followers 34 Following Santa? Buzz Lightyear? The Tool Man? Mike Baxter? Hey, I’m still that wisecracking kid from the Midwest, looking for answers to life’s big questions.
Neena Joshi @npjoshi_1
62 Followers 132 Following
Virginia Informer @VAInformer
568 Followers 116 Following The Virginia Informer is an independent, non-partisan, student-run publication devoted to reporting the news to the William and Mary community.
Celebrity Name Game @CelebNameGame
16K Followers 1K Following Hosted by Craig Ferguson, Celeb Name Game is a hilarious, syndicated game show that combines the best of pop culture w the best of comedy Insta:@CelebNameGame
One Direction @onedirection
30.0M Followers 3K Following #10YearsOf1D Listen to your favourite 1D songs here… https://t.co/Van2RFMJ1c
Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie
1.6M Followers 623 Following Actor, musician, writer. Because the world needs more of those.
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.9M Followers 596 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic
Moni @monibddy5
170 Followers 670 Following
Mark @thedarkmoose
40 Followers 127 Following
Molly @mkpines
40 Followers 54 Following
Allison Schaefer @allisonschaef
30 Followers 41 Following
Sadler @SadlerWM
72 Followers 105 Following The unofficial twitter account for the one place to find real food on campus
George RR Martin @GRRM
108K Followers 1 Following George R.R. Martin Parody “Guns don't kill people, I kill people.” (Not George RR Martin ~ Fan Account)
Tiffany Chen @_sweettoof_
55 Followers 248 Following Foodie | Tennis Player | Chicagoan | Traveler | Instagram: @tiffyskitchen
Nat & Alex Wolff @natandalex
271K Followers 652 Following Musicians and actors and a pair of weirdo brothers. New album Table For Two out now!
acren_pbs @AdamCrenshaw33
167 Followers 258 Following
Zac Efron @ZacEfron
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Joe Bereta @joebereta
155K Followers 1K Following Entertainer? REACT, 100 Thieves, The Valleyfolk, Barats and Bereta, SourceFed, Epic How To, SMOSH, a commercial for an insane chicken sandwich.
John Oliver @iamjohnoliver
5.5M Followers 155 Following Comedian. @LastWeekTonight, @TheDailyShow, The Bugle Podcast (@hellobuglers)
John Krasinski @johnkrasinski
2.6M Followers 155 Following What if everything you believed as a kid… was real?! IF only in theaters May 2024! @IFmovie
party girl with a bad.. @yousthegoose
594 Followers 707 Following hurry up, we’ve got to get to the Louvre
I'm still thinking about Saturday night and the people who came out to those shows. Thank you.… instagram.com/p/3Zf0KtwiZb/
@notamustardfan can't stop laughing
An online dating service that also brings you breakfast: BAEgels
My son can't stop dancing to Let it Go. I can't stop laughing. Great-great-great-grandpa is rolling over in his grave bit.ly/1wNqnFV
The nicer the socks, the shorter their lifespan. Exotic flowers, blooming for a day. My Christmas socks were apparently made out of bread.
My guest tonight is the star of The Hobbit! I'll let him ask me some questions about it.
Smaug was an intimidating guest. Luckily I had a leftover black arrow from that time I interviewed Richard Branson.
TONIGHT: One of the stars of "The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Congrats to Swem poetry contest winners: Lauren Collier,1st place & Emily Schaefer, runner-up! Read their entries: swem.wm.edu/news/2014/12/s…
all I want for Christmas is you(r leftover flex) #hangry
RT @notamustardfan: Hey @williamandmary! The Bone Marrow Drive is going on upstairs in Sadler! Def check it out! Swab a cheek. Save a life.
Tempted to buy one of those neck pillows for my flight -- but then I'll be one of those neck pillow people
What if we put Christmas lights up year-round and just change the colors depending on the season? I think that could really be something.
@notamustardfan realest thing i've seen in awhile, emily
Well apparently a honey baked ham isn't an appropriate car snack #finemom
Black holes aren't empty holes at all! They're a massive amount of matter packed in a tiny area #BlackHoleFriday
Black Friday tips: Wear slippers to avoid hurting people when you trample them going into Best Buy.
Happy Thanksgiving! This year I'm thankful that your family is so annoying you're checking Twitter instead of talking to them.
Confused as to why my aunt thought bringing a handle of tequila to thanksgiving dinner was necessary, but also I am very thankful
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