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Haven’t seen any mention of Mets sending money. Gotta be substantial for the prospect package. If not, it’s gonna feel like huge over pay.
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Finally, Donald Trump has been exposed as selfish, power-mad, deeply stupid, and violent. No one had any indication of any of this before today.
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This guy
I spend most of my time on Twitter reiterating to myself that it’s cruel to tell people to kill themselves. But the mlb lockout makes it extra hard.
They say there are no atheists in foxholes, and this is a good argument against atheism. I think it's a better argument against foxholes.
I like to think I’m a thug in the club, figuratively. Ya know.
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The replies to this thread are excellent evidence that people not only hate thinking critically about complex concepts, but they hate that anyone does. #dumbesttimeline
The replies to this thread are excellent evidence that people not only hate thinking critically about complex concepts, but they hate that anyone does. #dumbesttimeline
We’re probably not living in the darkest timeline, but I can’t say the same about the dumbest timeline.
Practice self-care like a cactus. Bask in the sunshine and stab anyone who tries to touch you.
The sex is fine she convinces herself. Although it's not like it was with her college boyfriend--now that was passion! She can still feel his hands in her hair, on the small of her back. She still thinks about him and is often afraid she may one day accidentally call his name.
Sorry Astros fans, there’s not a team in the league that is DFA’ing a pitcher with Brooks Raley’s peripherals.
Remembering how much shit the Astros got for their rebuild and how much praise the Cubs got for theirs. And now the Astros have the best record in the AL and the Cubs just executed a complete teardown.
2pac bringing up sickle cell on "hit em up" was one of hip-hop's earliest hipaa violations
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The best decision I have made in a long time was taking a break from watching every Astros game this year.
Montero is the new Hader
Is Abreu the new Pressly? (constantly pitching out of trouble) And Pressly the new Montero?
@happygohunter Insane takeaway from this situation. Do better.
the funniest part is that it took some high-paid consultant group to come up with a proposal equal to any SBNation fanpost from 2011
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I was just in a men’s public restroom. There were feminine hygiene products available for free. So I finished washing and drying my hands and went about my day completely unbothered by things that don’t affect me. Because I’m not a pansy-ass little snowflake.
Shohei Ohtani fits in with the Dodgers perfectly. He’s just as big of a sucker as the rest of the people in LA. He’s easy to steal money from and the Dodgers were easy to steal a World Series from.
Y’all need to cool it about the Astros social admins. They are just doing their jobs and have constraints on what can be said. Now people are doxing them, threatening them, etc. Stop RTing the post about who they are.
@slittyslatt69 @michaelschwab13 You must be new to sports. That’s not remotely how it works. Not at all.
@slittyslatt69 They are just jobs, stop being so biased.
The Blake Snell experience: four at-bats, four full counts, no runs allowed in a 26-pitch first inning.
True patricians are advocating for Caratini behind the plate every day and Yainer at 1B 🐸☕️
I love Jeff Bagwell…but when is the last time my man made a good decision? If I’m putting a team together to go out and bang some hand doctor wives—he’s my dude. But personnel decisions for the Astros? Come on.
@HouCounterplot Jeff Bagwell should be sanctioned by the United Nations, no?
Something has got to be done about Abreu. This was a Jason Jennings level type signing.
If you think I’m going to watch an emergency MLB debut and get all worked up about it while the NCAA championship is on well you’re gd right
anyone who purports to have a simple solution to the epidemic of pitching injuries — inevitably based on an earlier era when there was a less sophisticated understanding of sport science and physiology — is probably thinking about the problem far too narrowly.
Check the replies under my posts about Trevor Bauer
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@exit_velo When you say “likely” … you really are guessing, right? Without checking any of the actual evidence or studies?
Strider was a fourth-round pick who got mid six figures, widely projected as a reliever even after he debuted, and kept his nasty shit stretched out long enough to sign a $75 million contract. You really think that’s a cautionary tale to a similarly situated kid in A-ball?
his mama named him oakland, imma call him oakland.
The Athletics will have no city attached to their name during their time in Sacramento They will just be called "The Athletics" or "The A's" (via @EvanDrellich)