Lola Cep 🌟 @nightmere28
♊️Forever being indecisive, workaholic, advocate, LOVER of sushi, burritos, flannels, Bob’s Burgers 🍔 & long uninterrupted naps.U of Iowa ‘19🐣 Iowa City, IA Joined December 2011-
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She never increases the price of her subscription.
Felt like a huge slut the first time I wore leggings as pants in high school.
I just know the old ho’s gagged when season 5 of “Sister, Sister” premiered and that new theme song dropped 😭😭
everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager > drive your friends to the airport > go to their party even when you're tired > stop cancelling last minute > host at your place > support the wins & losses it's worth every ounce of effort
Hate to break it to you guys but sometimes you have to do things you don’t like for the sake of having a community. Avoiding consistency with the people in your life is working against us and the data already shows it. If you think connections can be sustained on absence carry on
This movie wrecks me
the fact that this film was marketed as a romcom with ZERO hint towards the twist at the end is absolutely insane. wdym people went in completely blind 😭
My favorite micro aggression towards men is always putting the woman’s name before the mans when sending mail.
“I did not dedicate my life to advocating for women and girls just so that I could be lectured by a bunch of pedophile protectors.” ~Hillary Rodham Clinton
So let me get this straight. Hillary Clinton was never tied to Jeffrey Epstein. She wasn’t on his plane. She wasn’t on his island. There’s no documented relationship between them. Yet Republicans are lining her up for a deposition. Meanwhile, Donald Trump’s name reportedly appears more than 38,000 times in Epstein-related records, and he’s not being called to testify at all. That isn’t oversight. That’s selective outrage dressed up as accountability. And it’s a fucking joke.
@karthikponna19 system files 😭
Slowly realizing that being (almost) 28 with no kids and not married is basically like being 18 with money and no strict parents
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen was released 22 years ago. It was Lindsay Lohan’s follow-up to Mean Girls the same year. The studio fast-tracked production to capitalize on her sudden breakout, cementing her as Disney’s defining teen star of the 00s.
paying with a $100 bill is so embarrassing like awwww did you get that for your birthday?? yeah I did
There are 3 Friday the 13ths in 2026. February 13th March 13th November 13th 3 days to honor witches and bad bitches.
@Acyn @antifaoperative The most republican thing to ever happen. “Don’t you DARE accuse me of the crime you have proof I committed!”
Add in the juicy ones and I have begun to purchase candy regularly.
Nerd Gummy Clusters target audience is 30 year old women actually
Nerd Gummy Clusters target audience is 30 year old women actually
Nerd gummy clusters target audience is 8-16 year olds. Nerds ad firm creator director: How about we spend $10 million with 57-year-old Andy Cohen starring in our commercial?
Turns out it's not all that complicated, after all.
Avril Lavigne has just removed her collaboration with Nicki Minaj on ‘Dumb Blonde’ from streaming platforms.
“How do you know about that?” You told me
the worst part of being a good listener is that people get creeped out by the information I've retained about them just from listening
The same administration that venerates Kyle Rittenhouse, who showed up at a protest like this:
At 9:05 AM CT, as DHS law enforcement officers were conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault, an individual approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here. The officers attempted to
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