best 2000’s songs ranked:
15. you
14. can’t
13. rank
12. them
11. because
10. they
9. are
8. all
7. very
6. special
5. in
4. their
3. own
2. way
1. Burnin’ Up - Jonas Brothers
*meets someone from Rhode Island*
My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Me: “do you know _______?”
*Snapchats somebody literally once*
Me:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Snapchat: 😊
Me: *sees someone vaping*
My brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
Me: Woooooooowww
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