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The anonymous Twitter account of a female editor at a national nonprofit. World's slowest runner. Wannabe athlete. Curmudgeon. Childfree advocate. Philly/LV/Jersey shore/NEPA Joined August 2011-
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Trea Turner left with left hamstring soreness, the Phillies say.
The month of Mr. Rager
Why is @IBXRun10 packet pickup always a constant clusterfluck
Sixers bench has outscored the Knicks bench 30-0 in the first half.
Think I'll watch some All Access Eagles draft day instead
how many times your SP has pitched 7+ innings
@jonstewart Here it is your Moment of Maxey
The many faces of a man trying to explain a home run sausage.
Shaq 😅
“He caught his girlfriend cheating and burned the car with both of them in it.” T-Mac: “Turner with a double down the line.”
did he know meme
Ranger Suárez is now one of only seven pitchers in Phillies history with a 30.0 inning scoreless streak: Suarez, Cliff Lee (2x), HOF Grover Cleveland Alexander (2x), HOF Steve Carlton, HOF Robin Roberts, Ken Heintzelman and Larry Andersen.
From this morning....
OMG Lurie 😭
Eagles going white CB and white RB in one draft!
Kei @RealMamaEagle
25K Followers 5K Following 👦🏾 Boy Mom 🦅 Philadelphia Sports 🎙@Twitch & @YouTube Partner ✍🏾 @CatenaMedia Contributor 📧 Business: [email protected]
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Yo! @FlyGoalScoredBy
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Zoo With Roy @zoowithroy
21K Followers 831 Following I went to the zoo with Roy Halladay. #Phillies-centric bolg featuring nonsense. Hello, the ladies. #1MostTrusted. Chicken parm.
DeVonta Smith FANPAGE @DevontaFanpage7
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581 Followers 3K Following Either you run the day or the day runs you bird lover.
Ryan Hunt @Ryanhunt___
174 Followers 2K Following God first✝️🇱🇷 Life has always been a fight, always will be. Always throw the first punch🔺️🔯
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Harry @DEselmore
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3K Followers 5K Following No one hates Philadelphia sports teams more than Philadelphia sports fans :) #FlyEaglesFly #BrotherlyLove #RingTheBell
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Wednesday @genericpanic
2K Followers 4K Following There's no need to fear or hope, but only to look for new weapons" -Deleuze. I like puns, like, A LOT
J @hoosierdudeusa
2K Followers 4K Following I love Jesus and live for him . And I Love and Cherish my beautiful wife and family .
David Brown @answerdavebrown
903 Followers 1K Following MLB reporter for hire. First-time MLB Hall of Fame voter for 2024 class. You can also find me co-hosting Locked on Twins. Never again means never again.
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168 Followers 1K Following Follow my fan page and also my verified page 🙏
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Mark @Mark76937235
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MarkELindsay @MarkELindsay
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649 Followers 722 Following No matter how hard the road ahead is, as long as you go in the right direction, no matter how rocky it is, you are closer to happiness than standing still.
Les Bowen @LesBowen
81K Followers 1K Following Shameless dad-joke inflicter. Recovering Southerner. Covered #Eagles @ Philly DN & Inquirer for 19 yrs. Now writing for @phly_sports
Sixto Lezcano @mleif
2K Followers 246 Following "I have a lot of respect for players who broke in with Philly; I got to play a few years in San Diego before I graduated to becoming an asshole." - John Kruk
Sheil Kapadia @SheilKapadia
73K Followers 2K Following Podcasting and writing @ringer/@spotify. Previously: @TheAthletic | @ESPN | @phillymag. IG: @sheilkapadia. Email: [email protected]
Franzke & LA @FranzkeLA
37K Followers 444 Following It’s Not Them - how would that even work? For fans of Scott Franzke, Larry Andersen & Kevin Frandsen. Plus other assorted nonsense
loctastic @loctastic
3K Followers 351 Following my name is mike and i like to drink beer and watch sports on the television. (he/him)
Matt Winkelman @Matt_Winkelman
9K Followers 613 Following This is now a kittens and baseball account. I sometimes remember to write words at @PHIMinorThought. He/him
Steamboat Philly @YoshkeZoidberg
1K Followers 1K Following Baseball Insider? No, Money Down! Wants to go to Venus. Not currently here right now, please leave messages with Ms. Betty. No world, you put your hands up!
Bris Bristofferson @killakow
8K Followers 1K Following if you think these tweets are bad, imagine living with them stuck inside your head
Zach Berman @ZBerm
84K Followers 2K Following Covers the Philadelphia Eagles for PHLY. Prev.: The Athletic, Inquirer, Star-Ledger, Wash. Post Author of UNDERDOGS. Adjunct at Colo. State. [email protected]
Yo! @FlyGoalScoredBy
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Jimmy Kempski @JimmyKempski
108K Followers 2K Following Eagles writer for @thephillyvoice. Tweets are mine, not PhillyVoice's. Journalizin' since 2013.
Justin Klugh @justin_klugh
8K Followers 2K Following Hittin’ Season for @WHYY, The Dirty Inning, @baseballpro | "That sphere by me shall be laced." --Ed Delahanty | https://t.co/rKK6BOIrsO
Nick Piccone @_piccone
17K Followers 2K Following Stuff @foxphlgambler / https://t.co/ECg4804R3W • Host @ShootersRadio
Zoo With Roy @zoowithroy
21K Followers 831 Following I went to the zoo with Roy Halladay. #Phillies-centric bolg featuring nonsense. Hello, the ladies. #1MostTrusted. Chicken parm.
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116K Followers 1K Following Journalist. @bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us on Bluesky.
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The r/BillSimmons Pod.. @rBillSimmonsPod
8K Followers 6K Following A podcast discussing Bill Simmons, the BS Pod, podcasts, sports media and more. Find the show on Apple & Spotify and be sure to visit r/BillSimmons
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10K Followers 4K Following Detroit area then & now Street View comparisons. Before images are from the 19th to the 21st century.
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4K Followers 3K Following Hospitality is more than chocolates on a pillow..Like a warm handshake, When tourism meets hospitality memories are made. Blogger, Ambassador, shadow mayor.
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10K Followers 965 Following 3 x Red Lobster, Langhorne Employee of the Month | As seen on ESPN and @newheightshow | BLM | Fuck TERFs | 🦇
EJ Smith @EJSmith94
9K Followers 2K Following I cover the Eagles for @PhillyInquirer. Proud Temple alum. Member of NABJ and PFWA. Norristown native and living-room guitarist for my two Rhodesian Ridgebacks.
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@AngryBlackLady My kid packed his parachute last night and forgot to bring it to the plane this morning. I saw it as we left the house and it pains me not to remind him. That bitterness as he walked to his jump was horrible for me to watch, but necessary for him to grow up.
@saltysuburban29 @AngryBlackLady Exactly! I’ve found work environments to generally be more flexible than school environments. Appointments and meetings get bumped all the time. Most people are fairly understanding, there to help and support you when things occasionally go wrong.
@AngryBlackLady I hate this type of “life lesson” bc kids don’t have the kind of autonomy that adults do. If I leave something at home I can turn around & get it and maybe be 5 minutes late. Likely will face no consequences. Nothing in real life is as rigid as school.
@SunnyvaleSBay Please don’t just dismiss her wellness brand
I have a subscription to Architectural Digest. Every house is $25 million and up, owned by a young woman and you google the owner and it's always " 32 year old Anna is the second wife of 88 year old billionaire Joe Schmo, founder of Carnivore Equity Partners, a leader in the…
Huge part of The Onion's decline is that, while of course The Onion has never shied away from political humor - indeed, they used to be great at it - it was pretty much always mixed with apolitical humor that centered the joke of The Onion being a fake *newspaper*, in that idiom
btw, this is the thing that makes beer
btw, this is the thing that makes lab meat
"A lemon is a hybrid cross between a citron and a bitter orange. Life never gave us lemons; we gave it to ourselves."
@revhowardarson It can very convincingly hallucinate a well-Bluebooked citation for a nonexistent case which is, uh, neat
@revhowardarson Ironically the thing it’s most useful for currently is generating SEO slop which is still a technical marvel but in that way that just makes everything a little worse
@colin_fraser it's most useful right now for coding, where it's genuinely quite useful, adds value well worth the $20 in other areas, but has not even vaguely lived up to the "get in loser, we're automating the economy by summer" hype from end-2022
@colin_fraser @cobham_fan E.g.: It seems that you have been making significant advancements despite the obstacle. Your successful completion of Lab 1 and successful navigation through Labs 2 and 3, although encountering some small hurdles, demonstrates your strong tenacity and ability to adapt.
@colin_fraser @cobham_fan I ask it to critique things I write sometimes, but it seems to prone to empty flattery, and it's outright terrible as any kind of fact checker. It's like having an automated sycophant.
@colin_fraser It would've been great a couple of decades ago before the internet became such a poisoned well to draw from. Like they should make a version that's trained exclusively on verified professional sources and has no connection to the rest of the internet.
@CentipedeMouse I still remember when they closed their print division and stopped selling actual newspapers, their final headline was “Print sales up 18,000%” still makes me giggle. Talk about going out on top.
@CentipedeMouse The current writers don't understand satire. They think it's just snark
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